She also released a new album, but I’m sure both of those facts are about equally as interesting.
What actually is interesting, however, is this little quote from her album signing:
“I worked with Calvin [Harris] and we recorded ‘We Found Love.’ But he went touring with Rihanna and she ended up releasing it. I didn’t commit to it because I wanted ‘Trouble’ to be my first single so I think that was another reason they went with Rihanna. It was the same version and production but mine’s better.”
Leona! You can’t say that out loud! We, the Salty Public, may say Rihanna sounds like a goat with a Shake Weight stuck in her hoo-hah, but as a fellow singer, you can’t say that. You look real hainty and uncute right now.
I’m not denying the fact that Leona would have sounded way better. Because she would have. Because anybody else on that record would have sounded better. Pauly Shore would’ve sounded better. Can we get him next time? Or anybody else? But Leona is just extra sour because she ain’t had a hit since her love stopped bleeding all over the place and nobody cares about the poor girl anymore.
Don’t be mad at Rihanna because your record label keeps giving you crappy songs to sing. You better start writing better songs or pop a titty out or something because throwing shade at pop megastars is not the way to garner yourself the limelight. Trust.
Cause if that were the case, I’d be hella famous by now.