Look at this photo.

I was really excited about this Dealfind I got in my e-mail. I was thinking about getting my teeth whitened and I thought “hmm, maybe I should get this.”

Until I read the description.

84% off Teeth Whitening Session

If you’ve been feeling under the weather all week, help restore your sense of self with a 60-minute colon hydrotherapy session plus an ionic foot detox treatment from Cleansing Day Spa. Ideal ways to help promote a healthy body, these treatments help foster harmony and balance of the mind, body…

Now, I’m not a doctor. Or dentist. Or proctologist. Or colon hydrotherapist. But I don’t think teeth whitening and colon cleansing go together. Who messed this up? I’m no longer confident in this dealfind if they can’t tell the difference between a mouth and a butthole…

(Also, foot detox and colon cleansing? I really don’t want my colon cleansed by the same little Vietnamese lady who scrubs the callouses off my feet. She is really rough with my pinkie toe. I don’t really want her fiddling around with my anus.)