I TOLD YOU JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WAS AN ASSHOLE!

All you little heffahs sending me hate mail because I can’t stand Justin Timberlake can eat my whole dick. I knew that douchewang was a dirty rotten little rat and his friend just proved it.

Justin Timberlake’s $6.5 Million Italian Wedding Featured a Video of Sad L.A. Vagrants Wishing Him Well

John Cook

After the guests at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding were whisked to southern Italy via private jet last week, they were greeted by a video produced by Timberlake’s longtime pal, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel. The video had a gag: Huchel hit the streets of Los Angeles and asked a bunch of homeless people, street musicians, and transexuals to wish the multimillionaire newlyweds well. Funny, funny stuff.

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So, here’s some millionaire asshole on his way to his millionaire buddy’s million-dollar wedding and he takes time to set up some laughs by exploiting a few homeless folks and other undesirables. I’m not saying you should be judged by the friends you keep but…YES I AM. THAT’S WHAT I AM SAYING. I would never keep someone around who was this transparently assholey.

They are clearly voting for Mitt Romney and that’s reason enough for me to throw Justin to pack of rabid rapist dogs. I just have this image in my mind of all these rich assholes sitting in a room swathed in jewels, with $600 haircuts, eating off of plates that could individually pay my rent every month, laughing at the po’ folk, as they take another bite of veal that was raised by hand by an old German lady named Elga who bottle feeds each deer from birth to slaughter and does a ritual dance and prayer before she kills each one because it makes the meat more robust.

And. AND. He didn’t even invite Lance and Joey to the wedding! He says they’re lowclass now because they were on Dancing with the Stars. Just so we’re clear:

Exploiting homeless folks for laughs? Classy.
Participating on a family friendly reality dance competition? Not classy.

I’m glad that’s cleared up. Thank you Justin for showing me the ways of the world.