I don’t know what to do with my penis in this Halloween costume.
I’m going as Gabby Douglas to this Halloween party some folks I do a bit of writing for are throwing, but I’m not really sure what to do with this whole crotch situation in this leotard. Do I brazen it out like HEY LOOK AT MY WANG or am I supposed to tuck? I don’t know how that works. I don’t know where the balls go and that whole process sounds uncomfortable.
Any tips, drag queens out there?

5:00 pm • 26 October 2012 •  
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