America’s Next Top Model has some competition!

I bet Tyra wishes she hadn’t canceled her talkshow because Naomi is coming for her (AGAIN!) and she won’t have an outlet through which to express her displeasure!

Watch these promos for The Face:

Naomi is coming! And she stole Nigel? It’s a wrap Tyra. Pack it up, time to go home. Naomi is here and she’s taking over your territory.

From what I’ve been reading, Karolina, Coco, and Naomi will select their favorites from the pool of applicants and that’s their team to coach and mold. I guess it’s like The Voice or the X Factor meets ANTM. I’m just excited for anything that allows for Naomi to cut you at the knees with her words and stare you into an icy oblivion. Even Karolina wilted in the face of Queen Naomi.

In response, Tyra’s next season of Top Model will have guys on it.

“America’s Next Top Model” will be back for a Cycle 20 and this time it’s returning with some testosterone. That’s right, the next season “America’s Next Top Model” will include male models.

Cycle 20 will debut in summer 2013. A specific premiere date has not yet been announced.

The male models will move into the same house as the female models, and the new cycle will include Cycle 19’s added social media elements that let viewers vote for their favorite models.

(source)

::yawn:: Already bored. Tyson & Nikki Taylor already did this anyway and Make Me a Supermodel was 20 times better than ANTM. I doubt Tyra is going be able to reach the heights of this ridiculousness:

(Fun story: I saw Casey (the one being licked) in Gramercy last year and he said I had cool hair while we were waiting in line for pizza.)

The problem with ANTM isn’t that the models are bad or that she needs men. She just needs to replace herself and get the old judges back. Kelly is an angry wild boar and Rob, though gorgeous, is about as interesting as dust on a windowsill. But this trashbag…

I can’t even…what the hell. Who is he? Why is he there? He’s absolutely worthless! And trying so hard to be relevant. Even he must know his job is completely non-existent. Social media judge? He doesn’t even get to judge anything! He just reads off FACEBOOK COMMENTS that people have made before the show even started airing. What’s so “social media” about having random people look at the pics and then grade them? That’s not a social media score. That’s HotOrNot.com. And these girls are talking about being likable and winning over their fans. Your personality has nothing to do with it at all. ”The fans” saw your picture 4 months ago and liked it or didn’t. The end. Does Tyra think she’s fooling somebody? The score doesn’t even matter.

This whole season is some shit and next season is gonna be some more shit with some basic-ass dudes added in who just happen to be 6 feet tall with abs. Ridiculous.

Now let me go to CW.com and watch last week’s episode that I missed before the new one comes on…