Reason Number 6,839 why that Octomom porn was a horrible idea:

One of her kids watched it!!!!!

Lord don’t let this be the beginning of some Menendez Brothers type saga. I am so disturbed. And to find this out on Halloween?? Oh the nightmares. OH THE NIGHTMARES Y’ALL.

At least one of Octomom’s kids watched her masturbation video … according to one of Octo’s former nannies.

TMZ has obtained correspondence between nanny Gina B and the Orange County Dept. of Children and Family Services … in which she claims on June 28, Nadya ran to her crying, claiming she found her oldest son watching porn on his phone.

The nanny says the 11-year-old had found the website that posted his mom’s masturbation video and decided to sneak a peek. The nanny says Octo handed her the phone and asked her to block the site, but when the nanny said she needed a passcode, Octo told her to forget it.

The nanny says Octo told her she and her then-boyfriend Frankie would have a chit-chat with the kid about staying off porn sites … especially hers.

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All of these porn people with children…how does that work?! I guess if you have one kid, the chances of them stumbling upon your porn career is fairly slim. But if you have 14 kids?! And you’re a universally recognized failure of a human being? And people regularly report on your comings and goings? One of your busload of children is going to find your dirty movies on the Internet!

I just have so many questions.

If you’re bankrupt, why does your 11 year old have a cell phone? And not just a regular phone, but obviously a smartphone if he’s looking up porn videos on it? Do all of your kids have phones? And what is the big deal about letting the nanny know what the password is? After your son has seen you put things in your vagina for money, there really aren’t anymore secrets left in the universe for you to divulge.

And now she’s in rehab for stress!

Octomom is in rehab.

The famous mother of 14, who gave birth to octuplets three years ago, entered the Chapman House Treatment Center last week for treatment of “anxiety, exhaustion and stress,” her rep told the Daily News.

Nadya Suleman, 37, left her record-busting brood in the hands of three nannies, two friends, a driver and security while she’s gone an estimated 28 days, the rep said.

“Ms. Suleman has been taking Xanax that was prescribed by her doctor to deal with her anxiety, but she felt she needed a treatment program to help with her recovery,” manager Gina Rodriguez said Tuesday.

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If we already didn’t know those kids were going to need serious therapy, now she’s left them in the hands of some friends, some nannies, and the driver? Not even Nana and Pop-pop? I can’t wait for 2032. Oprah will come out of retirement just to do an exclusive with Octomom’s kids. I just know at least one of them is going to do something horrible with his/her life, like becoming a Republican or producing albums for Rihanna. I just know it.