“So I grabbed the bear by the THROAT, looked him right in the eyes, and I said, ‘Bear, you have until the count of ZERO to put some pants on? And apologize to the President.’ And um…that’s the story of how I was elected to the Parliament in Uzbekistan.”
—Ke$ha, in her new video for “Blow.”
And this is why I don’t really mind Ke$ha. Her music is awful and I can’t listen to it because my brain melts and leaks out of my ears, but she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She’s just like “Ok…so I’m a popstar. Oooo.” As long as she doesn’t pull a Gaga and try to be the posterchild for some marginalized group….or pull a Rihanna and decide she’s a serious artist who still hasn’t grown any talent…I will continue to not mind Ke$ha. Just stay away from me. You probably smell.