Everybody needs to get off of Gwyneth Paltrow’s clit.
So she can sing a little bit.
AND?! SO WHAT! She’s not the next Mariah Carey or anything. And that doesn’t negate the fact that she named her baby Red Delicious.

PS: Also annoyed by the fact that if you say, “Hey I bought an apple,” whoever you’re talking to immediately thinks you bought a new laptop. Maybe I just wanted a healthy piece of fruit, you chubby tech consumer.

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