Look at this photo.

The cast of America’s Next Top Model: All Stars!!!!!!!!!!

I am.so.excited.and.gay.right.now.

The only truly horrible choice is Shannon from Cycle 1. She was obnoxious and she gotta be old as hell now anyway. I am totally feeling this cast, forreal. Except Where the hell is Jade????? An all-star cast with no Jade?

Jade says the producers asked her and had some kind of ridiculous contract she didn’t wanna sign so she was like
Jade

I also wish they had gotten Tocarra :-( But I am still on board With This!

But let’s just pause and take a moment to observe the fact that Camille, Angelea, Dominique, and Bianca will be all in the house TOGETHER at the same time. I’m totally expecting a catfight along the levels of the Bad Girls Club.

Anyhow…I can’t stop quivering with excitement. I don’t care who wins this season anymore (it better be Brittani) because I just need it to be over and make way for this realness.