She’s got Tila Tequila and some other random Almost Famousers to join her for some kind of fundraiser so she can raise those 14 kids. Fourteen kids. What does your vagina look like after 14 humans walk through it? I’m pretty sure she had a cesarean, but you know there are actual women who’ve had twenty kids fall out of their crotch. I mean…I’ve seen dudes who’ve kept boxers way too long, way after the elastic stops being elastic-y. I’d imagine somewhere around baby number 10 you’d have to cross your legs constantly just to hold the fetus in.
Anyhow. Octomom is totally going about it the wrong way, releasing pics of her in a bikini to drum up interest. If you really want people to pay you for bikini related activities, try something more along the lines of, “if you don’t give me money, I’ll walk around in this thing for the rest of my life and you’ll never be able to watch TMZ again without seeing my weird alien belly.”
When Tummy Tucks Go Strange after the jump (if you dare)
I can’t pinpoint why it creeps me out so much. It might be that her belly button looks like one of the slits you cut in the top crust of an apple pie before you bake it. If you want more torture, you can see the rest of the pics here.