Battle With the Devil: Deliverance
ABC News is so LOLy most of the time, and this story is no different. Watch Terry Roberts visit the pinnacle of Crazy Christian Churches outside of Buffalo. The people in this congregation basically have exorcisms at the end of each service…like…they vomit up evil spirits into brown bags. I wish I had just made that up out of the clear blue sky, but no. This is real life. And this pastor is just a straight-faced, regular-ass, boring, middle-aged-white dude talking into the camera like expelling demons in the form of chest mucus is normal and OK.
My thing is….you have to do this every week? I thought once you have an exorcism, that’s the end. Boom. Done. Evil spirits have been banished! But nope, they do it over and over and over again. Come on now, Christians. If we can find a vaccine for measles and chicken box, surely there’s some kind of shot you can take to ward off evil spirits. Obviously that whole Drinking Blood and Eating Dead People’s Flesh thing you kids call Communion isn’t workin out so hot…
I know someone from Buffalo…maybe I can take a field trip over there and try out my acting skillz.