“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b—ch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c—t to me. And she bought my house. She called me fat for so many f—ing years, so you know what? F—k you! You’re fat too.”
—Kelly Osbourne on Christina Aguilera
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please Jesus. Please. I will totally believe in you and rejoice in your name and pretend to eat your flesh and drink your blood like a good creepy cannibal christian if you would use your awesome fishes and loaves powers to make those two messy-ass wheffahs fight to the death over a Subway footlong.