That moment when you have a discussion with the WRONG religious nut and you want to de-friend and curse out every Christian you have ever met…

^^I’m so clever!!!!!

But really. One of my friends’ friends just gave me ebola or motaba or something, because I was screeching around like the Outbreak Monkey. Of course he was homophobic, anti-feminist, and pro-slavery (excuse me…indentured servitude), quoting Bible verses all willy nilly, saying basically you can take that shit word for word and live your life.

(BTW, my dad also believes that, but for some reason, he never throws it in my face like MOM DOES)

::breathe::

I wanna live in an atheist country. Where people are happy and equal. And nobody is trying to run my life with a book of fairy tales and violent, misogynist, disturbing rules. We will have comprehensive sex education with a low STD and teen pregnancy rate. Marriage will be between anybody that doesn’t affect me directly, which is basically everybody. Women will have never been property and therefore have an equal standing in a society not based on gender roles and patriarchal hegemony. No book written by dead white men will have been used to justify slavery and racial injustice and all ethnicities will operate on an equal playing field. Better yet, race wouldn’t exist because it’s a social construct developed partly from Biblical “evidence.” There would be no Michele Bachmann because sane people would’ve long ago recognized that she should be committed as she is a danger to herself and The World.

And Chic-Fil-A would be open 7 days a week.

Amen.