I know this “theme” is late, but I took a week off and I wanted to remind everybody that the VMAs used to actually be good. Ever wonder why Paula Abdul was famous but you’re too young to have experienced it? Well, I was too young as well, but thanks to the Internets we can pretend to have been born in 1975 and see what 14 year old girls were squealing about in 1989. Not only did she tap dance in heels, choreograph 3 songs, and work the stage like a pro, but she brought kids out at the end. You really couldn’t get any sweeter than Paula Abdul in the late 80s/early 90s.
I realized yesterday what I’m really looking for in a husband is John Travolta from Look Who’s Talking. Not the way he is now, but the sexy, not-balding, non-scientologist, good with kids, goofball version. And then make him gay and I’m all set.
Note to Santa: Please deliver on or before Christmas.
Note to self: LOL @ “make him gay.” My bad. Nature took care of that. Where is my mind?
“Loathe fat people? Did that come across? I certainly don’t admire them. They are digging their graves with their own teeth. I think to be terribly overweight is incredibly unhealthy. And how do they get into a tiny lavatory on a plane? I feel sorry for them, I do.”
Forgive me for not realizing this existed yesterday but I didn’t know Madonna had such a horrible video in her catalog! Let alone for a song I actually like. I still know every word to this song, but between Madonna as a cartoon Tinkerbell, a teapot sneezing rainbows, and every animation style imaginable, I’m tempted to pretend it never existed.
Somebody must’ve done this without her permission. I refuse to believe she just let this happen of her own free will.
I know one thing though…Tiffany is singing circles around Debbie. They are so Christina and Britney. Debbie made all the money, but Tiffany had the talent. We can only hope and pray that in 2035 we’ll all be watching the Neil Patrick Harris Show and Britney & Christina will come out to do a rendition of “Ain’t No Other Toxic Man Against the Music in a Genie Bottle.”