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At least Aberzombie & Shit’s creepy CEO has finally come out of the closet.

Though, whatever he was doing to his face in that closet should be illegal on every planet not governed by Jocelyn “CatLady” Wildenstein.

Fashion’s most laughable closet case came out of the closet at some point. I guess there was no Ellen “I’m Gay” magazine cover because every A&F Quarterly and store opening basically screams THE OLD MAN WHO CAME UP WITH THIS LIKES NAKED GUYS WITH ABS. A People magazine cover would seem redundant. Still, he was hiding behind his sham marriage and saying none of his marketing was homoerotic at all. I guess that’s all over and done with now that his little Corporate Jet Handbook is all up on the Internet.

How could a corporate jet handbook be gay and creepy you ask? You must’ve forgotten who you were dealing with. I mean, this is the same guy who thought thongs were appropriate for 9 year old girls…

Aberzombie and Shit is closing almost 200 stores.

Nasty ass little company. I can’t even go into an Abercrombie & Fitch. It smells like gay desperation and stale white people. I hope they go all the way outta business.

The chain has already closed 135 underperforming U.S. stores over the past two years.

Chief Financial Officer Jonathan Ramsden told investors Wednesday at the Deutsche Bank Global Consumer Conference in Paris that the company will close 180 more “over the next few years,” according to documents the company filed Thursday with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

The closures will primarily be among its namesake and kids brands but Ramsden said company, based in New Albany, Ohio, will close a few Hollister stores as well.

(source)

See, this is what happens when your models sue you for making them jack-off on set, when you make padded bikini tops for 7 year olds, and when you have to shell out $50 million bucks because you put all your ugly people on the stock team.

Look at this photo.

Aberzombie & Shit store opening in Singapore.

Do you know somebody said I was trolling with that last post about Abercrombie and their Aryan Wonderland? Rude. But Singapore is in Asia right? The majority of people who live in Singapore are not white I’m assuming. And I guess that’s why A&F had to fly in enough generic white boys to drown out the one or two token Asians they decided to let “model” for the opening.

That’s Abercrombie. Coming to your country to say “your people aren’t attractive enough for our clothes.”

Eyeroll of the day: Look at all these fucking white guys.

So this was Abercrombie & Fitch’s promo pic ahead of Black Friday with some bullshit-ass press kit talmbout how they were gonna have even more Generically Interchangeable Shirtless White Men in the store for the holiday.

Aberzombie and Shit is ridiculous.

And nobody should be wearing it to be perfectly honest. Except Ellen Degeneres of course.

Ellen

Hey, Abercrombie & Fitch! How much will you pay me not to wear this?
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