I literally hate everything right now. But mostly just flying.
My ear is bleeding, my eyes are bright red and itchy, I have a headache, and I’m just generally in a state of extreme annoyance over the fiasco of trying to get out of New York City and into a some place where the weather is above 20 and I can get some damn Waffle House hashbrowns.
4:25 pm • 24 January 2013 •
Top Ten tips for flying with your baby this holiday season.
It’s holiday season! A lot of you people have spawned at some point prior to now and you want to take your loud leaky creatures with you on vacation. I’ve put together a helpful list for when it’s time to take your baby on an airplane.
2:00 pm • 20 November 2012 •
Look at this big-ass giant hole on the front of this airplane.
I saw this and I was like did the plane run into a wall at the airport? How do you get a hole that size on the front of an airplane?
It was a bird. Y’all, birds is hella dangerous these days, exploding on children and putting craters in airplanes?!
12:35 pm • 2 August 2012 •