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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Look at this photo. Oh you know, just feeling a little patriotic today.  Go ‘Murrka!  #IfThereWasAGunSomewhereThisWouldBePerfect #NeedThisOnASweatshirt #GonnaWearItToWalMartAndGetMadRespect #MightGetADiscountToo
(source: Vitamin Ha - Funny Signs)

Oh you know, just feeling a little patriotic today.  Go ‘Murrka!  #IfThereWasAGunSomewhereThisWouldBePerfect #NeedThisOnASweatshirt #GonnaWearItToWalMartAndGetMadRespect #MightGetADiscountToo

(source: Vitamin Ha - Funny Signs)

12:02 pm  •  27 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look how awesome America is!

The US, Lesotho, Swaziland, and New Guinea are the only countries in the world not to mandate paid leave for mothers of newborns.

The US is the only “advanced economy” that doesn’t require companies to give workers paid vacation.

The US has the highest military spending of any other country.

The US incarcerates more of its own population than any other country.

The US consumes more calories from sweeteners on average each day per person than any other country in the world.

The US consumes more calories on average each day than any other country in the world.

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12:00 pm  •  30 October 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Stop giving kids trophies for participation.

When our parents were little, you got a trophy if you won.  If you lost, you just lost.  You either tried a new activity or got better at the one you just lost in.  We are soft, y’all.  We all grew up in this age of “at least you tried” and now we’re lazy, entitled brats who get upset when we can’t get everything right.

This kid from Connecticut lost at Jeopardy and he says he got cheated on the final question even though there was no way in hell he would’ve won anyway.

Brat.

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1:46 pm  •  5 August 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     America is Number One again! Three cheers!

Well, twelve cheers actually.  As NBC so kindly taught me today,  of the world’s developed countries, America ranks #1 in the following:

  • infant mortality
  • criminal injury
  • homicide
  • teen pregancy
  • sexually transmitted diseases
  • AIDS
  • drug abuse
  • obesity
  • diabetes
  • heart disease
  • lung disease
  • disabilities

I’m not being unpatriotic or Anti-American or anything…I’m just saying all of this pride that we’re the best country in the world is kind of delusional.

Let’s look at some things America thinks they’re really good at.

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8:43 pm  •  10 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo.

3:24 pm  •  23 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo.

7:05 pm  •  20 July 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Watch this video.

50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)

I literally made a “ha” sound when he did Michigan.  Witty.

In related news: I can haz him be husband??  Cute & Clever, yes please.  He’d have to be a little chunky to be the whole C-Trifecta, but I’ll live.

(Source: joemygod.blogspot.com)

4:23 pm  •  31 May 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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