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Music Video Roundup: Kelly Rowland “Kisses Down Low”

I need to know who is still bankrolling Kelly Rowland’s music career because she ain’t had an actual hit since Nelly was still wearing Band-Aids on his face.

Kelly Rowland “Kisses Down Low”

I can’t figure out who’s paying for it, but I’m glad somebody is still footing these bills for videos to nowhere because I am securely in Kelly’s corner. Her last album actually had some really amazing tracks on it, but I’m not quite sure this lives up. It’s okay, but I’m just over these super-explicit R&B songs. Kisses Down Low…nobody could find anything more creative to say than that? Might as well just name the song Please Perform Cunnilingus. At least she had the sense to keep the styling cute and not slutty with all of those Basic Bird lyrics. Not all of the looks work — especially that haircut from “Stole” — but she is loving those implants, yes ma’am. Overall, I call it a success for Kelly, even if she did steal that runway from some old warehouse with props from Toni Braxton’s “He Wasn’t Man Enough.”

Check out some other videos from Iggy Azalea, Bleached, Lady Antebellum, Mindless Behavior, The Computers, Mumford & Sons, Taylor Swift, Anberlin, and Passion Pit.

Look at this photo.

Mary and I were having a moment last week. I have this thing where I get a new album and rate each song as it comes on with five stars being my most-favorite songs. Sometimes I’ll go through a back-catalog of somebody who has a lot of music I already had before I started rating like Janet Jackson or They Might Be Giants. Mary J. Blige has the highest ratio of Five Stars to Total Songs with 42%. The next closest is the Smashing Pumpkins with 29%.

Don’t mess with Mary.

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