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Exhibits A - E why I am hesitant to dance with a white guy at the club unless I am positive he knows how to clap on the two and four.

Andy Cohen clearly claps on the one/three. Cannot willnot entertain that foolishness.

7:43 pm • 8 May 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
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That one time when Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen had each other starred on Grindr.

“sup?”

“nmu?”

“top or bottom?”

“btm u?”

“same”

::sad faces::

charlesgnarlie asked: I keep hearing that Andy Cohen is "lispy" and "queenie" but I don't see or hear it. Granted, I'm far from an expert on gays or gay mannerisms but to me he seems pretty middle of the road.

Minus the queenie. I’m not talking about a “gay lisp” and I’m not here for that whole “masc/femme” internalized homophobia the gays project all over hook-up sites. I don’t care about his mannerisms - he’s just an annoying person who is only qualified to cast dramatic women for reality shows. Beyond that his personality is Wonderbread.

1:55 pm • 2 April 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Look at this photo.

I would totally do it with Andy Cohen.

If he wasn’t cross-eyed, lispy, annoying, totally unfunny, and uncomfortable to talk to.

(Source: divinehood, via realhousewives)

11:40 am • 2 April 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Read this quote.

“I’m interested in why someone would support a party that doesn’t necessarily support equality for that person. And I can only assume it’s about the wallet. It’s about ‘I’m a fiscal Republican’…I can’t understand the idea of saying, ‘Oh well, they’re going to put more money in my bank account. Who cares if they don’t believe I can get married?’ I don’t get it.”

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— Andy Cohen, on his confusion over why any gay person would identify as a Republican.

(source)

Andy Cohen annoys me about as much as any person currently on television. I had no idea he was even capable of making this much sense.

I’d venture to add that it’s not only about the wallet. There’s a lot of self-loathing too. I mean, have you seen Log Cabin Republicans in real life? They’re always the ones on Grindr with profiles like “GL GWM 4 MASC ONLY.”

Two very good pieces of news from Bravo today.

RHONYC postponed again.

(Really ladies? All that smiling just screams BORING SEASON!)

PLUS!!

Andy Cohen might be jobless.
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(Is it just me or does he kind of look like George Clooney’s gay brother in the slow learners class?)

Look at this photo.

Lightly-furred, surprisingly-hunky, Bravo-executive ~~Husband Material~~ Hookup Material Andy Cohen.

I’m not sure if I could actually be married to him because he bores me to tears. How you gonna run a division of a network and not know how to give an interesting interview? And sometimes his GayFace starts working overtime. Being rich mightcould outweigh that though…