I mean, I hate Two and a Half Men too, but let’s focus on what’s important here.
Angus T. Jones, the half-man of the show I guess, just got the fire of Jesus because he loves black people and Seventh Day Adventists aren’t a cult. I wish I was making that up, because it’s hella funny, and I like to say funny things, but nope. That’s from his own testimonial video.
If you don’t have time to watch it — because let’s be real, who wants to spend 15 minutes listening to some filty-rich Hollywood kid talk about how Jesus just touched his life — please allow me to point out the best bits.
Edit: I kind of got off topic and just randomly starting going in on Christians, so there’s your disclaimer.