Pop Quiz: Things you can put in your butt.
I’m not sure if everyone is aware or not, but there are a lot of people in this world who like to put things up their butt. Some of those things are appropriate, and some of them most decidedly are not. Please answer this quick multiple choice question:
Of the following, which of these is not suitable for putting up your butt?
4:56 pm • 11 April 2013 •   |
If only all police reports ended with “This was the only time I fucked the neighbor’s horse.”
Surprisingly enough, this did not take place in
statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.
Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”
He didn’t even try to court the horse or nothin. No oats or brushing of the mane. Just stuck in, got off, and bounced. Dudes are hella rude.
11:50 pm • 8 February 2013 •   |
weird news |
andrew mendoza |
“Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.”
Said by this guy…
…Carlos Romero, who accidentally ejaculates in miniature donkeys and looks really happy.
Florida Board of Tourism is going about it all wrong. They should hire me because I have the perfect slogan for a new ad campaign.
Florida: The Place Where “What the Fuck” Was Born
1:39 pm • 14 November 2012 •   |
carlos romero |
Look at this photo.
Meanwhile, in Thailand…
The Asian Person Peace Sign was really the only gesture she could’ve made in this situation.
dorisuke, via fuzzybearfaerie)
12:47 pm • 14 November 2012 •   |
Watch this video.
This is a teacup pig picking on a Great Dane.
Obviously, this is what you need to get your morning started off on the right foot. This is basically what I want my Future Life to be everyday.
8:33 am • 12 November 2012 •   |
Look at this big-ass giant hole on the front of this airplane.
I saw this and I was like did the plane run into a wall at the airport? How do you get a hole that size on the front of an airplane?
It was a bird. Y’all, birds is hella dangerous these days,
exploding on children and putting craters in airplanes?!
12:35 pm • 2 August 2012 •   |
Watch this video.
Polar bear breaks glass with a rock at Rotterdam Zoo.
Clearly this polar bear is not to be messed with. ”Oh you wanna stare? You wanna gawk while I’m just trynna live my life? You wanna look at something? Oh ohkay. I’ma give you somethin to look at.”
1:44 pm • 11 June 2012 •   |
polar bears |
the netherlands |
Madrid zoo gives male penguin couple an egg to hatch.
Speaking to [
The Telegraph], Yolanda Martin, who cares for the penguins at Spain’s Faunia Park, said: ‘We wanted them to have something to stay together for - so we got an egg. Otherwise they might have become depressed.’
Tell me that thing about how gays and lesbians don’t deserve marriage and adoption rights…
Even gay penguins’ feelings are taken into account and they can’t even talk. Or decorate your sitting room.
5:49 pm • 24 May 2012 •   |
gay marriage |