I’m not sure if everyone is aware or not, but there are a lot of people in this world who like to put things up their butt. Some of those things are appropriate, and some of them most decidedly are not. Please answer this quick multiple choice question:
Of the following, which of these is not suitable for putting up your butt?
Surprisingly enough, this did not take place in Florida.
In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.
Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”
Polar bear breaks glass with a rock at Rotterdam Zoo. (source)
Clearly this polar bear is not to be messed with. ”Oh you wanna stare? You wanna gawk while I’m just trynna live my life? You wanna look at something? Oh ohkay. I’ma give you somethin to look at.”
Speaking to [The Telegraph], Yolanda Martin, who cares for the penguins at Spain’s Faunia Park, said: ‘We wanted them to have something to stay together for - so we got an egg. Otherwise they might have become depressed.’
Pop Quiz: Things you can put in your butt.
