And I don’t care who knows it. Coco Rocha is amazing and Karolina Kurkova is sweet as pie, but Naomi Campbell is the epitome of That Bitch, living in some alternate reality where she doesn’t realize her every word and movement is laced with shade and dismissal.
She just basically gave a whole interview calling Tyra Banks irrelevant without actually calling Tyra Banks irrelevant. If this reality show doesn’t work out, Naomi could always open up a school for gifted queens called Ms. Campbell’s Tutelage of I Don’t See Her.
I bet Tyra wishes she hadn’t canceled her talkshow because Naomi is coming for her (AGAIN!) and she won’t have an outlet through which to express her displeasure!
Watch these promos for The Face:
Naomi is coming! And she stole Nigel? It’s a wrap Tyra. Pack it up, time to go home. Naomi is here and she’s taking over your territory.
So, this is the song they play at the end of every Top Model episode.
I was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders reality show on CMT (because I watch it, every single episode, SorryNotSorry) and I heard it during Season 5 Episode 3. I was like “lemme just find out what this is.”
So now I know.
It sounds like there should be some Christian Rock lyrics on this. Somethin about raised hands and open hearts or something…
Or her hair is too straight. Or she is too lite-skinted. Or she looks too bougie.
::shrug:: I don’t really know what this heffah is talkin about either. All I know is, her former assistant says she walked in on Ms. Carroll having lesbian sex in the office and Ms. Carroll says that can’t possibly be true because she doesn’t *look* like a black lesbian.
Look at this photo.
