Bert is so unlikable.
He is the worst old person on Project Runway since Wendy Pepper. Why can’t they all just be nice and sweet like Sweat Pea? Or Peach?
Anyway, that’s not the point, but I needed to write a couple words to go with that picture I made. The real point is: This season of Project Runway is like an accidental cumshot.
4:21 pm • 9 September 2011 •
Three reasons why Anya is my favorite Project Runway contestant:
- She is gorgeous! By far, the most beautiful person to grace Lifetime TV since Shemar Mooore on that one guest-spot on some rerun of The Nanny.
- She totally slayed all the bitches with that (ugly) outfit and got her non-sewing ass in the top 3 on the very first challenge.
- She has a sex tape. Like, a real one. Not the kind with fuzzy closeups of peen in vag, but a threesome with My Dream Husband and some random Asian chick. And let me reiterate that this man is Everything. He’s got the messy ponytail and perfectly-sized ManParts, and enough swag to get two girls to let him stick it in the butt. On camera.
Obviously what’s after the jump is NSFW.
Note: I really wanted to embed this because the site where I found it has so many pop-ups. So, I found the embed code in the source document for the actual page, but I cannot find an autoplay function to disable. Beware, it does start automatically when you when click into the post, but you can pause and junk. And it’s better than pop-ups.
Edit: I fixed it. No more autoplay.
2:31 pm • 29 July 2011 •