This is so rich. I read a couple of news stories separately, days apart, and it only just occurred to me to put them together because these people are ridiculous. And of course this would start with North Carolina.
And she doesn’t even tell us what God smells like.
Crystal…you are completely worthless to me. You had ONE JOB, Crystal, and you couldn’t even write it on a sticky tab so you could remember what God smells like.
Let me gather myself and try to be as polite as possible because you know I could take it There.
Recently, on The 700 Club, someone wrote in asking why miracles never happen in the US and what can we do to persuade god to do some magic tricks over here.
I need for everybody on the Christian Right to get on the same page, please. Either we atheists are attacking you and taking away all of your rights and trying to re-shape America into the image of Satan (who, by the way, we also don’t even believe in because duh), or you feel fully justified in taking taxpayers’ money to teach very obvious lies.
It can’t be both. You can’t cry “religious oppresion!” one day while you send impressionable students off to learn that dinosaurs and people existed at the same time the next.
Religion as a whole makes it a lot easier for some of those bad ones to find excuses for their behavior through obscure Bible versus. What’s that “love the sinner, hate the sin” that’s so popular? I feel the same way. Love the Christian, hate the establishment.
Get your LOLs for the day with these actual quotes from Christian message boards. I’m really not sure how these guys kept a straight face reciting this madness. I almost lost it at the gay sex.
Religious folk really need to get less concerned about where I’m putting my penis and way more concerned about feeding starving children and finding new hairstyles for the women that don’t involve 80s two-step bangs.
Atheists also eat babies, drown kittens in the toilet, push old people down the stairs, kick pregnant women in the stomach, and leave the water running while brushing their teeth.
Actually, no we don’t, but that seems to be how the public views us.
Can you imagine any other group being expressly forbidden to run for office? Talk about blatant discrimination. There may be private angst about gays running for office or having a black president, but at least it’s not a law written into state constitutions.
One in Three Americans wants Christianity as our national religion…but nobody reads the Bible.
