Grammy Week is a big deal out in LA. Everybody throws a party and invites all of the industry insiders to drink and have a good time. And people perform. These are clips of the performances you didn’t get to see. Watch Keke Wyatt and Faith Evans throw down like they’re still actually famous. And a clip of Brandy & Monica rehearsing their classic duet.
So this is what the 3 people who watched the SAG Awards were tweeting so furiously about! Her friends obviously don’t love her. I wish a muhfucka WOULD let me WALK OUT MY HOUSE looking like that. I would never speak to ANY of them again. Are you forreal? Wait, is this Punk’d?! This is Punk’d right? She wasn’t wearing this in any serious kind of way. Oh Rose Byrne. You are so clever, pulling a little Napoleon Dynamite/Ron Burgundy on us with your trans interpretation as the newest member of the Bee Gees.
They’re here. And they’re boring. So they don’t deserve a whole post. But:
Now I have to use both Jonah Hill and Bridesdmaids in the same breath as Oscar nomination? Oh…….ohkay then….
I love Octavia Spencer. I want her to be in every movie.
I feel a little warm in the heart for Madonna that something she’s attached so personally to is nominated for an Oscar, even though it’s just costume design.
Is it sad that I’m probably only going to watch to see what kind of tribute they put together for the end of Harry Potter? I mean, they have to do something right? Right??
Obviously I stopped taking them seriously once Sandra “I Drove A Bus Under the Direction of Keanu Reeves” Bullock won an Oscar. I can’t believe that was a real thing…
After I saw Katy Perry in the Record of the Year category and Rihanna in the Album of the Year category, I was pretty much done. I’m mostly just confused about when exactly *I* became so out of touch with pop culture. It’s not just that I don’t care for some of the nominees. It’s that I can’t even wrap my head around any reason why they would even be in the same sentence as “Grammy Winner.”
Queen Madge turned it out. That’s all there is to be said. That, and can I take home every guy on the stage and lock him them in my bedroom to feed me grapes and dust the furniture. While sitting on my face.
Interesting Side Fact: the guy at 0:35, Kevin Stea, is still fine 20 years later, fine enough to sing and dance in the buff in Naked Boys Singing.
I was never a big Britney Fan so forgive me for talking shit constantly. But I will concede to the fact that this song is still sexy 10 years later and Britney made performing look so easy. Most of the reason why I throw stones at her today is because she used to be able to do this and her fans still act like what she does on stage now is on the same level. Or that it was 10 years ago so of course she wouldn’t be as good (oh what’s that you say? Beyonce? Oh yea….). So forgive me for watching this and being totally behind the performance and her stage presence and then watching anything from the past 3 years and throwing large amounts of sideeye and derision.
And yes, she really did dance with a big ass snake around her neck.
Beyonce is real good at getting a hundred chicks to strip down to their panties and gyrate on stage. It’s kind of a running theme in her live shows these days.
I still don’t care what anybody says—I’m still a blink-182 fan. Tom is a douche, but when they’re on, they’re On and they have an ear for poppy hooks on par with Max Martin. Bubblegum guitar music at its best, and you have to appreciate a stage full of Little Persons during “All the Small Things.” It’s so juvenile and not PC. Which means it’s perfect.
The performances that should’ve been on the Grammys.
