Apparently, Sarah Palin still thinks she’s somebody so she keeps trying to book things.

She just booked a speaking gig at the commencement of a high school in Washington state.

But the senior class is only 27 people

Bye, Sarah Palin.  Go on somewhere and shoot a moose or something.  We are not here for you.

12:22 pm  •  17 May 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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**Sister Act 2 Voice**  Ooooohhhhh happy daaaaaaayyyyyyy!

You don’t even know how much I need this ratchetry to balance out my dull existence right now.  This was the absolute most inconvenient winter ever and I have basically just been in my house watching re-runs of Soul Food and trying to figure out my facial hair situation.  This season is already on Hoodrat Level Mach 3 and we’re still 3 months away.

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4:34 pm  •  29 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Quick rehash of a sad story:

Evelyn meets Chad.
Evelyn hears from Everyone In The World, “Girl this is a bad idea.”
Evelyn ignores the ‘haterz.’
Evelyn breaks up with best friend over friend’s dislike of Chad.
Evelyn marries Chad.
Evelyn gets beat up by Chad.
Evelyn divorces Chad.
Evelyn has Twitter war with Chad’s ugly new girlfriend penis receptacle.   

Y’all.  She went IN on this heffah.

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9:00 am  •  21 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I appreciate the sentiment and everything.

But this broad is dumber than a jar of hair.

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12:20 pm  •  25 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Now we’ll never know the real tea on that headbutt situation. :-(

10:21 am  •  14 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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That must’ve been it. He says the headbutt was an accident so of course I believe him.  

But I know that had to hurt.

Look at all that head.  It looks like a big ol’ shotgun bullet.

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10:15 am  •  13 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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None of the fancy Miami hotels wanna deal with her hoodrat foolywangery and they’re basically like “Bitch, bye” to her wedding planners.

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11:41 am  •  6 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Or.

Vibe’s Ratchet Issue featuring The Queens of Wealthy Hoodrattery.

::chuckle::

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8:13 pm  •  23 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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