When straight guys are bears with long hair…

I hate everything.  Because we can’t get married.

(Source: docislegend)

6:07 pm  •  21 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Inked-up villainous husband material.

(Source: mrelbank, via cub-buns)

5:00 pm  •  5 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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5:11 pm  •  4 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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“I’d rather have a society full of bearded diaper changers than a society of clean-shaven war heroes. It is no coincidence that some of the worst regimes in history — the Nazis, the Italian fascists, etc. — prescribed beards. It is no coincidence that most powerful men in politics and church are clean-shaven.”

Why are white gay men with extra hair (everywhere except the top of their heads) so obnoxious?  I’m over scruff.  Over beards.  Over chest hair.  Over this fake ideal of masculinity just because, through no fault or effort of your own, you have extra follicles on random parts of your body.

And you know this queen is somewhere belting Lady Gaga songs and scheduling his Super Bowl party around Beyonce’s halftime show because he’s never seen a whole football game.  Oh but you’re so manly because there’s a rug on your face.

I’m shaving tomorrow.

8:48 pm  •  30 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Bearded half-sleeve tanktop husband material.

8:47 pm  •  9 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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12:00 pm  •  2 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Beard on the beach husband material in red swim shorts.

Yes, girl.  I’d be making the same face if this man randomly walked on my beach.

(via kumahashitekudasai)

3:13 pm  •  24 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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On-the-way-to silver daddy husband material.

You ever see a hot older guy and you’re like “I wanna talk to him, but I’m not sure if he’s gay or not.”

Just look to see how big his nipples are.  Straight men never have nipples that big.  I think it takes years to do that… 

(Source: rough-gods, via kumahashitekudasai)

3:12 pm  •  12 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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