Look at this big-ass giant hole on the front of this airplane.
I saw this and I was like did the plane run into a wall at the airport? How do you get a hole that size on the front of an airplane?
It was a bird. Y’all, birds is hella dangerous these days, exploding on children and putting craters in airplanes?!
12:35 pm • 2 August 2012 •
My worst fear was ::thisclose:: to coming true.
Remember when I listed all the things that scare me about living in NYC and how the thought of being pooped on by a pigeon paralyzes me with fear?
Well. I have another beach story for you guys.
7:00 pm • 3 July 2011 •