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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     Look at this big-ass giant hole on the front of this airplane.

I saw this and I was like did the plane run into a wall at the airport?  How do you get a hole that size on the front of an airplane?

It was a bird.  Y’all, birds is hella dangerous these days, exploding on children and putting craters in airplanes?!

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12:35 pm  •  2 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| airplanes| birds| animals| news| random|

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     This is what you look like after you get hit by a bird while riding a roller coaster.

You look really sad.

With the world’s largest hickey on your neck.

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6:14 pm  •  31 July 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| fabio| random| roller coasters| new jersey| nature| birds|

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     My worst fear was ::thisclose:: to coming true.

Remember when I listed all the things that scare me about living in NYC and how the thought of being pooped on by a pigeon paralyzes me with fear?

Well.  I have another beach story for you guys.

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7:00 pm  •  3 July 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| me| nyc| beach| friends| gross| nature| birds| pigeons|

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