It’s that time of year again, time to give a collective eyeroll to the whole elitist natural hair movement.  Look what I got in my inbox.

Thank you, Sista Scalp Treatment, but you do not know me.

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4:53 pm  •  15 May 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Between Jada Pinkett-Smith and those two dads on the subway, I’ve picked up a few hundred new followers, subscribers, and friends on various social networks.  I’ve been meaning to do a Frequently Asked Questions post because I get a lot of the same messages in my inbox (and I never answer them — I’m so sorry).

So here goes.

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9:43 am  •  21 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Listening to DMX.

Obviously this face is absolutely necessary.

10:44 pm  •  8 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Look at Dan’s little face.  I guess hanging out down South isn’t all bad.

1:48 pm  •  5 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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So yesterday, I had brunch in Columbia with my buddy Nicole.  I may or may not have ordered (and eaten) two whole entrees, but that’s not important.  What’s important is, she done up and stole my husband from college!  And by husband, clearly I mean “that straight guy at the bar who puts up with you because you’re friends with all the girls he knows.”

2:03 pm  •  28 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Angie Stone is like, “oh you know, just sitting around being super fabulous with a relaxer and a natural all at the same time.”

She’s still flawless.  And she’s on the next season of R&B Divas.  I hope she’s insane.  I’m pretty sure she’s the reason D’Angelo went crazy and got fat.  You don’t just do that over some Normal Woman.

4:15 pm  •  4 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Well since I’m a heathen and can’t celebrate Christmas, we’ll say I was dressed for Italian Pride instead.

7:00 pm  •  17 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Moses must’ve done this hair because that red sea is parted. I think her tracks are magnetized. They are literally repelling each other on her scalp.

11:00 am  •  13 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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