Top Stories: March 30 - April 5
New Yorkers are making too big a deal about a little mouse in Dominique Ansel’s bakery. [GO]
People are making too big a deal about a (probably contrived) flirtation between James Franco and a young chick. [GO]
The real person coming out of Nicki Minaj is pretty awesome. [GO]
The real issues behind transphobia on RuPaul’s Drag Race from Carmen Carerra and Monica Beverly Hillz is the most important side of the story. [GO]
4:00 pm • 6 April 2014 •
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These are your black aunties…in pictures.
I’ve had this “celebrity” black auntie post by keithsweatshop sitting in my drafts for months and forgot it was there. After the black auntie post from Monday, I thought this needed to make its debut, so these are your aunties.
this the auntie that sell avon no kids
this the pretty auntie who go to church
1:00 pm • 3 April 2014 •
Your black auntie is here.
She’s last, but she finally made it to the family reunion carrying a bowl of potato salad because she swears hers is the best and she can’t eat just anybody’s potato salad. Actually, she can’t eat just anybody’s food — period — because she doesn’t know how everybody else keeps house. She also has packets of hot sauce in her purse (right between those peppermint candies, a trial size hand lotion, a pack of tissues, and a mini perfume stick of White Diamonds) just in case the food ain’t seasoned quite right.
4:01 pm • 31 March 2014 •
Countess Vaughn let her scalp ooze for 6 months before ditching the wigs.
And now she’s crying about it on Dr. Oz. I’m sorry Kim Parker, but I can’t co-sign this stupidity regardless of how many tears come out of your face. You had pus. Coming out of your scalp. For 6 months. And you kept wearing that lacefront. I just…I’m tired of y’all passing this story around commenting about how bad you feel for her.
12:00 pm • 19 March 2014 •
Watch this video.
Hallelujah in the name of Jesus I don’t even beLIEVE in this makes me want to go to church tomorrow, Praise God. She is eating that tambourine UP. Sister Shirleatha ShoutQueen is not playing any games, Father. She is the gold-medal winning, current Michael Phelps of Praise & Worship. Sister Shirleatha ShoutQueen doesn’t just wind it up for Jesus, she winds it up for Mary, Joseph, the Apostles, and even Pontius Pilate because sinners need savin’ too. Bless this Sister I’m about to go cleanse my atheist heathen soul with some Albertina Walker and CeCe Winans on this good day.
(And then I’m gonna wrap it up with some Johnny Walker and see some wine because y’all know I ain’t been to church since the Clinton administration.)
(Source: coochiecrunch, via a-rising-phoenix)
5:01 pm • 8 March 2014 •