“They wanted to create this idea in people’s minds that Natalie was some kind of prodigy or so gifted in dance and really worked so hard to make herself a ballerina in a year and a half for the movie, basically because of the Oscar. It is demeaning to the profession and not just to me. I’ve been doing this for 22 years… Can you become a concert pianist in a year and a half, even if you’re a movie star?”
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—Sarah Lane, Natalie Portman’s Black Swan ballet double.
Usually, for things like this when bitches come all AfterTheFact, I firmly hand them a Sit Down card and keep it movin. But that’s some valid stuff she brought up there and I’m gonna side with Team Lane. Even though OBVIOUSLY this is her way to get some more money. You know the studio is ready to write her a fat check to shut her up.
So let’s talk about this gay ass double standard still bopping around Hollywood.
I was reading Towleroad and came across this headline:
Armie Hammer Tells Leonardo DiCaprio to ‘Pucker Up’, Hoover Script Has ‘a Ton of Kissing Scenes’
Oh, pause for visual reference: Armie Hammer is the dude who played the Twins in The Social Network. Basically he is 6’5 and delicious:
OK back to being annoyed.
I’m just over the media outlets pouncing on these actors who play gay roles like it’s so difficult and cringe-worthy to have to kiss another dude. People…it’s just a kiss. Nobody went around saying “Boo” to Mila Kunis for going hardcore down in Natalie Portman’s bony vagina. But ahead of any “gay” movie, all we hear from interviews is “ooo what’s it like to kiss a guy?!”
Go fuckin try it and see for yourself, you pervy latent homosexuals.
I swore I’d never see another Tyler Perry movie after he massacred For Colored Girls. But I’d buy a ticket for this. Or at least download it on the low.
Edit: I just read it for real. It’s for an actual movie. This poster is not a joke. I am, therefore, SO UPSET and Mr. Perry and his foolishness. Tyler…you need to sit ALL THE WAY DOWN. IN THE BACK.
So let’s talk about how NOT to get nominated for an Oscar:
Eat pussy on screen.
So let’s talk about how TO get nominated for an Oscar:
Get your pussy eaten on screen.
I was just browsing the interwebs and I came across this article by Nathaniel Rogers about the upcoming Oscar race. Annette Bening, Natalie Portman, and Michelle Williams are all nominated for Best Actress. What do they have in common? They all got (simulated) head on screen. The folks who performed on them—Julianne Moore, Mila Kunis, and Ryan Gosling—all had critically acclaimed roles and even some wins from other awards shows but no noms from the Oscars.
Moral of the story: Eating pussy is bad for you. Stop it.
“Ms. Portman can now claim what appears to be a unique distinction: She may be the only Golden Globe-winning actress to simulate sex on screen with two former members of the cast of ‘That ’70s Show’.”
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— A.O. Scott, on Black Swan and No Strings Attached.
Source: NYTimes
Read this quote.
