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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     Some lady in South Dakota went to jail for breastfeeding somebody else’s baby.

From the Huffington Post:

…A mom was startled to find a woman she didn’t know breastfeeding her child in her Brookings bedroom on Sunday, radio station KJJQ reported.

The mom called 911 after she allegedly found the intruder around 5 a.m. feeding her two-month-old infant, according to the Associated Press.

The mother got her baby back from the rogue lactating lady, but the suspect stayed in the house and lay on the resident’s bed until police arrived to arrest her.

Brookings police department officials didn’t return calls from The Huffington Post, but news reports said the 24-year-old suspect was charged with unlawful occupancy.

Neither the suspect nor victim was identified.

….”suspect was charged with unlawful occupancy.”

Where is the rest of that sentence?  Unlawful occupancy of a strange baby’s mouth by your tiddie?  Y’all, that is crazy.  She was probably on meth.  You know how those super-rural areas are.  Nothing to do?  Let’s make some meth from stuff we got at Wal-Mart.

I told y’all about those states with right angles….don’t go there.  That is an extra level of insane normal folks shouldn’t be dealing with.

3:02 pm  •  25 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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