I didn’t even know secondhand embarrassment could feel this uncomfortable. This makes ME want to crawl into a hole and die. I feel like I have explosive diarrhea and everybody in my apartment complex is watching me on the toilet.
Alyssa Edwards as Barney Fife is something I can definitely get into, combining three of my favorite things: old southern white people, black & white television, and drag queens. This is a can’t-miss formula!
Also starring Chad Michaels as Aunt Bee, Jujubee as Opie, and Carmen Carrera as Andy Griffith because why the hell not.
Why is it that everyone who watches RuPaul’s Drag Race knows to keep your wig on except the fucking drag queens doing the lip-synch? It’s called “Lip synch for your life.” Not “Lip synch and show you’re a little boy in a dress.” As soon as the wig comes off, everybody lets out a collective “oooo” noise and makes the Ouch Face.
Keep your shoes on.
Keep your hair on.
And keep your fucking clothes on.
(Unless you are Carmen Carrera…that bitch can get naked anytime she wants.)