Ray J “I Hit It First”

I didn’t even know secondhand embarrassment could feel this uncomfortable.  This makes ME want to crawl into a hole and die.  I feel like I have explosive diarrhea and everybody in my apartment complex is watching me on the toilet.

And why does “Ray J’s girlfriend” in the video look more like Carmen Carrera than Kim Kardashian?

….I guess that’s actually a positive though.

6:15 pm  •  29 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| ray j| kim kardashian| carmen carrera| music videos|

Alyssa Edwards as Barney Fife is something I can definitely get into, combining three of my favorite things: old southern white people, black & white television, and drag queens.  This is a can’t-miss formula!

Also starring Chad Michaels as Aunt Bee, Jujubee as Opie, and Carmen Carrera as Andy Griffith because why the hell not.

3:08 pm  •  12 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| chad michaels| alyssa edwards| jujubee| carmen carrera| rpdr| andy griffith|

Why is it that everyone who watches RuPaul’s Drag Race knows to keep your wig on except the fucking drag queens doing the lip-synch?  It’s called “Lip synch for your life.”  Not “Lip synch and show you’re a little boy in a dress.”  As soon as the wig comes off, everybody lets out a collective “oooo” noise and makes the Ouch Face.

Keep your shoes on.

Keep your hair on.

And keep your fucking clothes on.

(Unless you are Carmen Carrera…that bitch can get naked anytime she wants.)

2:09 pm  •  3 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| rupaul's drag race| drag race| kenya michaels| carmen carrera| rpdr| tv| reality tv| drag queens|