Look at this photo.
"North…West? Wait, is that a name or an airline? Whose decision was that? I don’t remember being consulted. I can’t play with him until they give him an actual name instead of a direction.”
His nickname is Nori though.
"Like for damn sushi??? Come on, now…."
(Source: evangelworldorder, via everythingrhymeswithalcohol)
8:16 pm • 2 September 2013 •
Let’s name Beyonce’s new baby.
Since, Beyonce Baby Bump 2013 has officially commenced, we need to get a head start on this babyname situation so we aren’t all taken unawares by another Blue Ivy situation. We need to prepare ourselves. Brace ourselves for the big event next year. Or next month. You can never really tell when Beyonce will actually “give birth.”
I have a few suggestions.
3:22 pm • 17 May 2013 •
Kim Kardashian wants to show us her gut full of KKK human.
She is so thirsty for attention.
Not just for that up there. I actually like happy pregnant-lady pics. Her whole life in general is thirsty and she doesn’t even have the Maternal Glow. Maybe just a slight glisten of constipation, drag queen eyebrows, and her continual search for relevance.
12:47 pm • 7 April 2013 •
Look at this photo.
Blue Ivy is big as hell.
I think it’s real cute that Beyonce was out in Brooklyn for brunch with her baby, but that is a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng 14-month-old child! Am I just out of touch with how big children are? Because that baby looks like she should be in kindergarten stealing the other kids’ Dunkaroos.
8:06 am • 26 March 2013 •
So Kim Kardashian is pregnant by Kanye West.
To summarize all of Kim's achievements thus far, here's a list:
- Stole a bunch of money from Brandy
- Released the worst song of the 2010s thus far.
- Used her big ass to endorse Charmin toilet paper.
- Had a total meltdown because she lost a diamond in the ocean.
- Had a total meltdown because W Magazine showed her nipple…even though she posed for Playboy.
- Fake-married Kris Humphries for 72 days and made $18million off her wedding.
- Single-handedly (or vagina’dly) made her entire family famous because she got dicked down by Brandy’s little brother on videotape.
Now she’s having a baby by some dude whose most famous lyrics are “I ain’t saying she a golddigger…but…”
Ratchet really knows no socio-economic boundaries.
3:31 pm • 31 December 2012 •
Nomi Malone got pregnant?
I know enough to know that you were doing a lot of this…
…with this gorgeous man…
…and now Jesse Spano is having a baby!
I’M SO EXCITED!!!!
1:12 pm • 7 March 2012 •
saved by the bell|