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This little British twit is about to mess up my KFC chicken.

I am so over uptight people complaining just to be complaining. This guy can go straight to hell.

A student received a nasty shock as he was tucking into a KFC meal and found what he thought was a “wrinkled brain” inside a piece of fried chicken.

Ibrahim Langoo discovered the three inch organ as he was chowing down on a Gladiator meal box at a restaurant in Colchester, Essex. The horrified 19-year-old was picking the chicken off the bone when he saw the “horrible wrinkled foreign body”.

Look at this photo.

Yes, girl.
Yes it was.

Man I wish Flavor of Love would do a “Where are they now?” special. I bet she works at Big Lots.

(via yungspic)

The chicken came before the egg.

From BBC News (via Towleroad):

Eggless’ chick laid by hen in Sri Lanka
19 April 2012 Last updated at 07:08 ET

A Sri Lanka hen has given birth to a chick without an egg, in a new twist on the age-old question of whether the chicken or the egg came first.

Instead of passing out of the hen’s body and being incubated outside, the egg was incubated in the hen for 21 days and then hatched inside the hen. (cont.)

I can’t imagine that was a comfortable birth for anybody. My one experience with baby chicks was some kind of 4-H thing in Mrs. Long’s Third Grade class where we hatched eggs in an incubator. I held one of those little Future Nuggets and they are sharp little newborns. Between the feet and the beak, I was through after about 10 seconds.

That was my thought halfway through the article. Then it said the hen died soon after of internal injuries.

Oops. Guess my memory of sharp chicks was correct after all. :-/

Wonderful Feelings #78

When your neighborhood Popeye’s has a coupon for free chicken.