I can’t remember the last time I truly enjoyed a video this much. And that song! It’s over five minutes and I still wanted more. I could’ve used 15 more minutes of this and I never say that about any song.
Well there’s some sound advice — dating recommendations from one of the men who taught you treating women like shit was okay in the first place. Who even asked Breezy, Sr. anyway? Oh right, the New York Daily News because they didn’t have anything better to do that day.
Some of this is really surprising. I for one am just floored that Chris Brown wasn’t even in the top 10. That just goes to show you the power of a few chickenheads on Twitter being fervently #TeamBreezy and putting up with his ridiculousness.
I agree with most of this, even though the order is all wrong.
Breezy was in court yesterday facing allegations that he didn’t complete his community service for tenderizing Rihanna’s facemeat with his fistmallets. So, he’s whining about it and playing the victim, but I’m sure we can see through all those crocodile tears.
And don’t give him any sympathy because he’s going bald either, walking around with cans of Super Gro hair grease.
Of course Rihanna was also there, playing Main Basic Bitch in this Ratchetpiece Production Of “But My Man Loves Me So I’ma Stand By Him.”
Somewhere in Atlanta, Tyler Perry’s tainthairs just tingled and he’s getting busy on that script as we speak.