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Music Video Roundup: Janelle Monae “Q.U.E.E.N.” feat. Erykah Badu

Janelle ate this up.

I can’t remember the last time I truly enjoyed a video this much. And that song! It’s over five minutes and I still wanted more. I could’ve used 15 more minutes of this and I never say that about any song.

Janelle isn’t the only one turning it out right now. Check out some videos by Alicia Keys, Azealia Banks, Eve, Quadron, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Brand New Heavies, Union J, Sean Kingston, and Paramore.

Chris Brown’s father doesn’t want Breezy and Rihanna to be together.

Well there’s some sound advice — dating recommendations from one of the men who taught you treating women like shit was okay in the first place. Who even asked Breezy, Sr. anyway? Oh right, the New York Daily News because they didn’t have anything better to do that day.

The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs.

Some of this is really surprising. I for one am just floored that Chris Brown wasn’t even in the top 10. That just goes to show you the power of a few chickenheads on Twitter being fervently #TeamBreezy and putting up with his ridiculousness.

I agree with most of this, even though the order is all wrong.

Breaking News: Chris Brown is still a dick and a crybaby.

Breezy was in court yesterday facing allegations that he didn’t complete his community service for tenderizing Rihanna’s facemeat with his fistmallets. So, he’s whining about it and playing the victim, but I’m sure we can see through all those crocodile tears.

And don’t give him any sympathy because he’s going bald either, walking around with cans of Super Gro hair grease.

Of course Rihanna was also there, playing Main Basic Bitch in this Ratchetpiece Production Of “But My Man Loves Me So I’ma Stand By Him.”

Somewhere in Atlanta, Tyler Perry’s tainthairs just tingled and he’s getting busy on that script as we speak.

Chris Brown still likes getting into fights.

I think it’s time for a list:

Chris Brown got into a fight with Rihanna’s face.
Chris Brown got into a fight with the set of an interview.
Chris Brown got into a fight with a bottle (that Drake threw, LOL still).
Chris Brown got into a fight on the internet with a nobody comedienne.
Chris Brown got into a fight with a thimble of Visine so he could cry fake tears on BET.

And most recently, Chris Brown has gotten himself into a fight with Frank Ocean’s finger over a parking space. Chris Brown getting into fights is the new Lindsay Lohan getting into mugshots.

Watch this video.

The Best of Chris Brown’s Worst Moments.
(source)

Obviously I have to address the most important part of this video which is I’m so glad that Rosanna Tavarez from Eden’s Crush still has a job.

But yeah. I think it’s pretty attention-whorey to go after a random celebrity on Twitter in the hopes that they’ll tweet you back so you can have a fight and be e-famous for a few days.

That still doesn’t change the fact that Chris Brown is a hemorrhoid on the anus of celebrity and I hope he pops himself.

12:00 pm • 28 November 2012 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Music Video Roundup

For today’s edition, let’s talk about Kelly Rowland, Ben Gibbard, Kelly Clarkson, Lana Del Rey, Ke$ha, Bjӧrk, Swizz Beatz, and Delta Rae.

It’s that time of the week when Rihanna does a lot of things that annoy me all at once.

The video for “Diamonds” came out.

I actually wish I had more bad things to say about it, but there’s just not much for me to shade.