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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Today in God’s Love: Serving fish and writing mean letters to lesbians.

Some angry little Christian seafood cafe owner in North Carolina gave a handwritten note to two of his lesbian customers, because Gawd H8s Phags, or Lezzies, or whatever.  Does it really matter?  The important thing to note here is…

This is just backwards!  I mean let’s just backtrack this chain of progression, shall we?

  • You have a cafe serving fish.
  • You get fish from the sea by fishermen.
  • Fishermen on boats catch the fish, wearing boots and flannel.
  • Who else wears boots and flannel?  Lesbians.

Ergo, you owe your restaurant’s existence to lesbians.  There are no holes in my argument, so stop tryin.

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12:16 pm  •  11 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Breaking News: Your anus is a portal straight to Hell.

And this is coming straight from the mouth of an ex-gay porn star, so it must be true.  He’s an expert.  Joseph Sciambra is familiar with both massive amounts of anal sex and Jesus, so if he says Satan is waiting in your bootyhole, then Satan is waiting in your bootyhole.


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I thought ex-gays were a little misguided, but this dude is certifiable.

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6:59 pm  •  3 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Whiny Republican writes entire book about liberals who whine too much, then whines about the War on Christmas.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Gret Gutfeld, the whiny white guy who hosts Red Eye on Faux News, actually wrote a book called The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph Over Whiners in the Age of False Outrage.  

Mind = blown right now.

Have you seen Fox News?  That whole channel is where whiners go to cry on each other’s shoulders about how great America used to be back when it was whiter more traditional.  I’ll show you what false outrage looks like.  Check out this video where three grown men assign blame for the War on Christmas to gay rights and abortions.

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3:49 pm  •  7 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| christmas| lgbt| atheism| christians| fox news| bill o'reilly| news| republicans|

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     In case you didn’t know, prayerful Christians exploded a strip club and cancelled 666.

A utility contractor didn’t accidentally puncture a gas line in Massachusetts and 666 wasn’t a crappy show that people stopped watching because the plot was slow-moving and tiresome.  Christians asked and God answered!  Because clearly, a rinky-dink strip club and a 1-hour television program are at the top of His list of very well-managed priorities.

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11:00 am  •  28 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Who even needs a $2 million stash of children’s toys in a warehouse?

This guy:

Meet David Rennie, the executive director of the Salvation Army in Toronto.  He stole a whole buncha toys from the donations they receive every year and hid them in his own personal warehouse.  Nothing says “charity!” like a little behind-the-scenes thievery.

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3:00 pm  •  27 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| salvation army| christmas| christians| canada| lgbt| david rennie|

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     Today in Christian Hypocrisy: The Two and a Half Men kid hates his show.

I mean, I hate Two and a Half Men too, but let’s focus on what’s important here.

Angus T. Jones, the half-man of the show I guess, just got the fire of Jesus because he loves black people and Seventh Day Adventists aren’t a cult.  I wish I was making that up, because it’s hella funny, and I like to say funny things, but nope.  That’s from his own testimonial video.

If you don’t have time to watch it — because let’s be real, who wants to spend 15 minutes listening to some filty-rich Hollywood kid talk about how Jesus just touched his life — please allow me to point out the best bits.

Edit:  I kind of got off topic and just randomly starting going in on Christians, so there’s your disclaimer.

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6:59 pm  •  26 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     God is showing favor to Uganda for their “Kill the Gays” bill.


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This is according to Tony Perkins, the little bigot who runs the Family Research Council.  Uganda wants to kill all of their gay people and God is so touched by that, he is showering the nation with blessings.  It is a “modern example of a nation prospered by god.”

Mr. Perkins must be working with that new definition of “prosper” I ain’t heard about yet.

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4:15 pm  •  26 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Go to this link.
You red states want to secede? Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Watch as the LA Times gives all the red states a stern lesson in reading.  

Also, refresh your memory of how horrible red states really are with these handy lists I made a few months ago: Why shouldn’t the South be allowed to secede?

12:00 pm  •  20 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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