Lest we get too bored with the usual creepy-looking man with a bad hairpiece touting God’s love one day and touching children the next, this one is a creepy-looking woman.
A Manchester lawyer took a teenage girl to Canada, had her engage in sexual activity and convinced her to let it be filmed, according to federal indictments.
FBI agents swiftly arrested Lisa Biron yesterday morning as she awaited a hearing on child pornography charges at Manchester’s district court. About 9 a.m. FBI agents entered the courtroom, told Biron to leave her belongings and took her into an adjoining conference room where she remained for several minutes before coming out in handcuffs.
Pat “I’m So Old Jesus & I Played Nintendo Together” Robertson is still alive and hosting the 700 Club with that empty-headed sad little nobody lady next to him. Of course his pearls of wisdom regarding the General Petraeus scandal are completely accurate, within reason, and Christian.
Yep. That’s definitely a Molestation Toupee. Nobody buys a hairpiece like that unless they’re planning on putting their hands where they don’t belong. Oh Minnesota. It’s just not a good month to be associated with the wrong side of gay rights up there.
But what I want to know is, what exactly interrupted the prayer circle? If I was that dude, I’d be kinda pissed. I mean, they’re praying…his finger is growing back…then all of a sudden something more important came along and no more finger for him? That’s weak.
This guy is a liar and he knows he’s a liar which is why he’s stuttering more than early 90s Johnny Gill ad-libs.
Members of a Christian sect in New Jerusalem, a small town in central Mexico, burned down the only public school building in town last month. Now that the beginning of the school calendar has passed, teachers attempted to hold classes in private homes, only to be pelted by stones. They say the Virgin of the Rosary told them schools were built by the devil.
What was that thing about religion being a mental illness?
When Hurricane Isaac threatened Tampa, the Republican National Convention postponed their opening day. So, a bunch of Christians prayed and sent the hurricane to Louisiana instead. Now they’re all giggly because God sent that big ole nasty hurricane to some other folks.