To be honest…I really don’t even need D. Woods? I mean, she was thick and everything, but her voice was “meh” to be perfectly honest. I still haven’t forgiven Diddy for putting her in Danity Kane over Taquita anyway…
But you guys, THEY LOOK SO GOOD. Aubrey looks like an actual human being and that HalleBerryBoomerangMushroom should be Dawn’s hairstyle for life.
Stop everything you’re doing. This is clearly the most important blog post of the year.
I’ve been having a moment with Danity Kane since Aubrey was on RuPaul’s Drag Race last night, and because sometimes I do that when I’m alone in my room. I’m just **so upset** they didn’t make it because they were everything a girl group needed to be. As such, I’ve fallen into a Youtube hole and I need to share my discoveries of what the girls have been up to.
40. Low Cut Connie “Boozophilia” What a fun, hipster way of saying “you’re a fucking alcoholic.” Drunk boys making piano-driven indie rock will always make the Top 40.
39. Björk “Mutual Core” I thought this was a standard Björk ballad, albeit a little sparse…until the beat kicked in halfway through and her inner Major Lazer came out.
38. Jennifer Hudson & Ne-Yo with Rick Ross “Think Like A Man” Jennifer Hudson has never sounded better on a record that on this single. Ne-Yo is usually pretty useless anyway, but she completely makes you forget he even showed up to the recording studio.
37. Big Bang “Monster” If you let Big Bang’s fashion distract you from the music, you’re making a huge mistake. No other boybands, K-pop or otherwise, are making pop music of this caliber.
36. Shangela “Werqin Girl” In the dictionary beside Doing Too Much there is a link to this video. Shangela tried to put every trick she had into this song, and it’s so ridiculous it’s impossible to ignore. Don’t let this come on at the club…I will come to werq.
Christina Aguilera’s new album is exceedingly boring. I only got through about half of it before I gave up. I wanted to love it, because I think she’s such a great vocalist, but I definitely didn’t have high hopes after that wretched “Your Body” single.
Some good things are happening in music videos right now. Lemme tell you about em. We got some Solange, Dawn Richard, The Whigs, Ciara, Wanda Jackson, Aubrey O’Day, and Motive.
That third Alphabeat album needs to come on and hurry up. It’s supposed to come out this summer. Well, it’s about to be 94 degrees this week, so that’s basically summer. Let’s get it.
Look at this photo.
