In honor of Danity Kane’s reunion (praise!!!!) I’ve been having major girl group cravings. It’s impossible to really rank the greats. The Supremes didn’t really make videos but how can you not have the prototype for girl trios to come? Does it count as a girl group if they play instruments, like the Bangles? Does Destiny’s Child’s choreography put them a step ahead of The Saturdays, who don’t dance?
But, here it is anyway. My favorite girl group videos. I threw this together really quick, so who did I miss? Let me know. Maybe there’ll be a part two.
It’s LeToya Luckett’s birthday, so please appreciate this straight-forwardly pleasant, regular-ass R&B as opposed to all that Bey Dramaticism.
Also: Can we petition for a Destiny’s Child reunion? Clearly, Beyonce is not here for that, but I would be down for LeToya, LaTavia, Kelly, & Michelle. With no lead singer, it’d be more like EnVogue and less like the Supremes. Somebody get on that.
Kicked out for missing appearances? Please. You really think that girl got invited to join the preeminent young girl group on the scene and just decided not to do her job? She woulda hobbled on stage with ebola. Those Knowleses are not pulling the wool over these eyes, even if it is 10 years late. Trynna slick a can of oil, who you think you foolin?
Alright, I’ll scale back on some of that Destiny’s Child Reunion Shade I threw yesterday because this is giving me everything. The lyrics/song are kind of generic, but this instrumental?? Stop. Cannot take it. I can’t wait to see them perform this at the Super Bowl.