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Watch this video.

Dominique Reighard “On Top of the World”

So…I guess ANTM let her put out a whole music video.

Y’all.

I can’t believe this exists. I’m equal parts mortified and exhilarated. This is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. It needs more chorus and less whatever the hell is going on. Also, I don’t know how I feel about Dominique in an egg looking like Leona Lewis meets the Cowardly Lion. She kind of does look like some fabulous new Eurotrash import, but mostly she just looks like somebody spilled cornstarch on her eyebrows.

That said.

She’s actually cute in the parts where she’s not “singing” and her facial expressions are mildly endearing. This is ten times more personality than we ever saw on TV so at least we do indeed now know that she’s not made of soggy cardboard pizza boxes.

I can’t think of anything else to say.
I just wanna watch it again for LOL purposes.