Can you get chlamydia on the side of your face? Cause poor Sophia Grace has it now. That, or she’s the only 8 year old in the world currently taking meds to clear up her ear gonorrhea.
Good parents don’t let Russell Brand touch their children. That’s how you end up with diseased children.
Dolly Parton = Dollisha Parton Jackson Gwen Stefani = Gwen Stevenson Miley Cyrus = Imani Cy’Rus Brown Katy Perry = Catherine “Baybay” Perry Barbra Streisand = Brenda Stroud Cher = Share Ellen Degeneres = Evelyn D. Greene Sandra Bullock = Sandra Bullock Shania Twain = Shayna Thompson Christina Aguilera = Krystal Aquanetta Cunningham Jessica Biel = J’Seneca Bennett Julia Roberts = Roberta Jaleesa Parker Britney Spears = Berneice “Niecey” Stringfellow
There are a lot of words to describe Michelle Obama but when I saw this I just kept thinking “She is too cute.” I love her, with her lil precious self. I’ma pinch her little cheeks, yes I am.
This was so epic. I wasn’t an Ellen fan (we really didn’t watch corny white-people sitcoms in our house…no Friends…no Seinfeld…etc) but I did sneak and watch this. I really thought her career was over. They cancelled her show, she couldn’t get any work, and she just became “that gay lady.”
Now she’s rebounded to take Oprah’s spot as the top talk show host and all of America loves her. Proof that if you just be yourself and stay positive, people will come around.
Watch this video.
