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If your favorite movies were all black people: The Devil Wears Prada

Miranda: Where the hell is my coffee? Did she die or something? Because I will kill her, with them damn ugly old lady shoes.

Emily: I think she went to get her braids touched up on her lunch break. I’ll call her again. ::ring:: ::ring:: Andrea! OMG hurry up! This heffah is about to go OFF without some Starbucks, like, now.

Andrea: Girrrrlllll we were watching The Game. Derwin took his shirt off and we got distracted, but I’ll be right there I swear.

Watch this video.

Jimmy Kimmel spoofs Workout Videos with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt and Lindsay Lohan.

Good for a smile or two.

I just think it’s cute when random celebrities get together and have fun. I don’t care about the money or awards or anything…I just want to be able to make silly videos with John Stamos, Wanda Sykes Hall, Paula Abdul, Chad Ochocinco, Barbara Walters, Channing Tatum, and Alex Guarnaschelli.

Emily Blunt’s new movie comes out next week.

So let’s talk about Gnomeo & Juliet…

Gnomeo and Juliet

…………….boring.

How bout instead we talk about the fact that I’m still pissed at Emily Blunt. Not to just PROCLAIM my gayness or anything, but of course I first noticed her in The Devil Wears Prada. It’s a tossup between her and Meryl over who actually steals the show (notice how Anne does not factor into this equation—WEAK), but no matter the answer, Prada definitely brought her into A-List Hollywood.

Since then, I’ve seen a good chunk of her filmography—some indie films, some major films, some earlier UK films—and she’s kind of in my top heap of Actresses I Like.

But I am just OVER her big-ass horse veneers!