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Jada Pinkett-Smith wants you to be OK with white women on the cover of Essence.

Essence Magazine has a white lady on the cover.

OK not really. Jada is just trying to start a dialogue and made a mock-up of a fake cover with Charlize Theron.

And Ms. Pinkett-Smith has written a little Facebook post asking the public our opinion on it, which clearly means she sees no problem with that, because she’s asking for co-signers. Personally, I hadn’t even thought to bring it up because to me it seemed very clear that no, white people should not be on the cover of Essence.

This is where everyone can take a break from reading to flood my inbox with “omg u r so racist / that is so racist / why r blk ppl allowed to be racist / reverse racism” messages. But hear me out.

Sheree just gave a WHOLE INTERVIEW basically about how she wasn’t fired from RHOA.

Really though, Essence? Y’all ain’t have something better to talk about? A whole interview with Sheree Cant-Get-A-Job,Man,ChildSupport,HouseBuilt Whitfield?

Raise your hand if you believe Sheree voluntarily left The Real Housewives of Atlanta…. ::crickets::……::crickets, crickets::

Girl you got FYE-YERD! Because YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY, BOO! I mean, if I wanted to watch broke bitches act a fool on television, I could just watch The Maury NotTheFather Show. I wish she would roll up somewhere now talmbout “who gon’ check me boo?” I don’t know, Sheree, but I know who is not CHECKING for you boo, and that’s Bravo television.

Look at some of the mess from this interview.

That white dude who got hired at Essence just got fired for being a racist.

I mean…well damn.

White People, what is you doing?!? No I’m forreal. I am just physically tired of this racial foolishness in the news everyday this month. Did April suddenly become National Show-Your-Inner-Bigot Month and nobody told me?

Quick recap:

White folks defending George Zimmerman.
White folks saying “that little nigger” ruined The Hunger Games.
White folks on the NYPD frisking innocent black men at an alarming rate.
White folks laughing at African female circumcision.

That is all THIS MONTH. Can everybody just calm down, have some sweet tea, and take a Race Break for the rest of April? I just want 3 days to go by where I don’t feel like white people have up and LOST every last bit of good sense.

But that starts tomorrow. Let’s go ahead and get into this Essence foolishness real fast.