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Look at these photos.

So that’s what Kate Upton looks like with her clothes on?

Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat day in the morning!!!! (Translation for non-Southerners: She looks really nice.)

Madonna snatched all wigs at the Met Gala.

Jamie Wise.

Two girls in Ohio couldn’t go to prom in their ugly dresses.

Mt. Healthy High School in Cincinnati, Ohio denied entry to two students because their dresses were too revealing and the moms are going to sue.

Y’all. On what planet is it OK to let your daughter walk around like this?

THIS IS SO GROSS: Stores That Sell Nothing Are the New Stores That Sell Something

FromGawker:

Thanks to wonders of technology, we live in a time when it is possible to go to the clothing store, pick out some god damn pants, and not buy them, because sir—sir?—I’m afraid those aren’t for sale.

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USA Today reports that Bonobos, seller of wack menswear, is opening “guideshops,” which are kind of like “shops,” except for the fact that after you try on the clothes and find just what you want, you have to order that shit on Bonobos.com and wait a couple of days for it to be delivered to your house.

Everybody’s making Portlandia jokes and snarky comments about hipsters and how ridiculous technology is today, but nobody is talk about how NASTY THIS IS.

This is how I feel about trying on clothes in a store: it’s gross.

Look at this photo.

homotography:

MURDER! A FLAMBOYANT BUFFALO TRIBUTE

Me.
This whole summer.

Look at this photo.

And then she said, “Ms. Halle? This is how you really pose’ta wear this dress.”

Look at this photo.

(source)

Remember in 2001 when all the girls were wearing dresses over pants and then they stopped because that was a whole lot of outfit?

Somebody tell Julianne Hough that it is STILL a whole lot of outfit regardless of how starched your crease is.