Standing in a field, surrounded by delicious-smelling food, and unable to eat anything. That is my personal definition of Hell. Look at this video I shot after we were completely fed up with standing in lines.
Let me explain to you what a shitshow this entire ordeal was.
…and they give you four because all the chicken is old, hard, and dry. Bitch, I don’t want an EXTRA piece of this dry ass chicken! Just make me the correct number of FRESH pieces, dammit!
Don’t make me get ethnic.
Let this bougie gayness fool you if you want, but I will show out over some damn food. Try me again.
Oh I know! Next to the Olympic village for the 2012 London Games! From the Daily Mail UK:
A VERY Big Mac! World’s biggest McDonald’s with 1,500 seats to be built for games PUBLISHED: 05:12 EST, 22 April 2012 | UPDATED: 06:49 EST, 22 April 2012
The biggest McDonald’s restaurant in the world will open for six weeks during the London 2012 Olympic games.
More than 50,000 Big Mac burgers and 180,000 portions of fries will be served from the outlet in Stratford, east London.
With some cheese grits and eggs. It was as delicious as it sounds, obviously.
I’m on this weird SPAM kick since Ketan and I decided to walk from Wall Street all the way to Brooklyn last week. On the way, we passed by a Hawaiian restaurant that sells SPAM Musubi (kinda like SPAM sushi, and it’s totes wonderful).
My friend has a blog called the Sloptart and it’s fairly gross but entertaining at the same time. However, spoon-fried SPAM seemed like a no-brainer and it really was amahzing.
First you spoon it out.
Then you fry it up!
Lookadere! You get so much more crunchiness than just cutting it up into slices.
Now, go see what else Grant is cooking (and eating) over at the Sloptart.
This is how I know it must be summer: I am too hot to eat this delicious fried chicken.
