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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Look at this photo. This is for anyone who thinks I’m really interesting or exciting:  I have been waiting on my tomato sandwich all day!!!  I actually used it as my reward.  ”Rafi, as soon as you put up ALLLL of your laundry, you can have a tomato sandwich.”  That was my actual inner monologue.
On the list of Foods I Use As Prizes To Myself, a tomato sandwich is at the top.  Followed by:
* salmon patties* cheesecake* cornbread and milk* Jif peanut butter on Ritz crackers with sweet tea or orange Kool-Aid* biscuits and jelly
So that’s my super-exciting Tuesday night with this dank-as-fuck tomato sandwich and watching yesterday’s Dancing With The Stars.
 #YesImAnEightyYearOldSouthernWoman #YesITriedToMakeAFancyPictureOfATomatoSandwich #WhoGonCheckMeBoo

This is for anyone who thinks I’m really interesting or exciting:  I have been waiting on my tomato sandwich all day!!!  I actually used it as my reward.  ”Rafi, as soon as you put up ALLLL of your laundry, you can have a tomato sandwich.”  That was my actual inner monologue.

On the list of Foods I Use As Prizes To Myself, a tomato sandwich is at the top.  Followed by:

* salmon patties
* cheesecake
* cornbread and milk
* Jif peanut butter on Ritz crackers with sweet tea or orange Kool-Aid
* biscuits and jelly

So that’s my super-exciting Tuesday night with this dank-as-fuck tomato sandwich and watching yesterday’s Dancing With The Stars.

 #YesImAnEightyYearOldSouthernWoman #YesITriedToMakeAFancyPictureOfATomatoSandwich #WhoGonCheckMeBoo

10:09 pm  •  29 April 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| who gon check me boo| dwts| food| southern food| me|

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     Look at this photo. I’m in #Brooklyn again!   

@bradsilk made sweet potatoes, brussel sprouts,  and quinoa patties. Yes it’s #vegan and yes it took me eight years to get here but y’all….when I tell you them patties were POPPING!  It was like salmon patties but without making the house all funky.  This might officially be the first vegan entrée I attempt in my own kitchen, so I will probably have to mark the occasion as a personal holiday and celebrate with some fried chicken, because what’s a Black holiday without fried chicken?

Not pictured: the yeast rolls Brad tried to make, but they ended up being dense little bread grenades so we won’t talk about that.

I’m in #Brooklyn again!

@bradsilk made sweet potatoes, brussel sprouts, and quinoa patties. Yes it’s #vegan and yes it took me eight years to get here but y’all….when I tell you them patties were POPPING! It was like salmon patties but without making the house all funky. This might officially be the first vegan entrée I attempt in my own kitchen, so I will probably have to mark the occasion as a personal holiday and celebrate with some fried chicken, because what’s a Black holiday without fried chicken?

Not pictured: the yeast rolls Brad tried to make, but they ended up being dense little bread grenades so we won’t talk about that.

6:44 pm  •  5 April 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| brooklyn| vegan| food| me|

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     Weed pizza.

This is a pizza by Mega Ill, a cannabis-friendly pizza joint (get it…JOINT!  I’m so funny y’all) in Vancouver.  The flavorful crust is devoid of white flour, instead being made with oatmeal, wheat flour, and hemp hearts.  Not visible to the eye:  The cannabis infused oil drizzled over the top before being baked.

This is literally stoner heaven.

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12:01 pm  •  2 April 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| pizza| marijuana| canada| vancouver| pot| food| news|

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     Kansas City is opening a drive-thru grocery store next month.

Filed Under:  The only time in my life I was jealous of Kansas City in any way whatsoever.

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6:00 pm  •  25 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Why is there no Waffle House in NYC yet?

It’s International Waffle Day and the nearest Waffle House is 80 miles away from me.

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I really do feel like a sad little girl all alone in a pretty blue dress right now.

I just don’t understand why the Waffle House isn’t here yet.  I feel like the reasoning is very simple and logical but nobody is listening to me.

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2:00 pm  •  25 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| waffle house| nyc| international waffle day| waffles| food| restaurants|

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     Ideal Qualities in a Husband #621

Think like this:

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Somebody just….they just put the….they just put the rolls in the waffle iron.  Cinnamon roll waffles.  Just like that.  They just made cinnamon roll waffles and touched my soul.  And a stack of bacon.  This is what life is about.  

I have to reevaluate everything I thought I wanted in a life partner because this kind of creativity and gluttony is essential to making a relationship work. ESSENTIAL.

I need to add a food section to my Marriage Application.

(Source: lolgifs.net, via e-sigh)

2:00 pm  •  18 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. Reasons No. 1 & 2 that I still admit I was born and raised in The South:  Sweet Tea and Sweet Potato Pie.  This is so good I had to take my shoes off.  I love having black neighbors from Alabama because the white Yankees up here think Pumpkin Pie is an actual alternative.  I don’t want no damn SQUASH dessert.
#SweetPotatoForLife #TheSouthShallRiseAgain #ExceptForThatRacismThing #AndPoorEducation #AndObesity #AndNotBelievingInEvolution #NevermindItsStillAwfulDownThere 
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Reasons No. 1 & 2 that I still admit I was born and raised in The South:  Sweet Tea and Sweet Potato Pie.  This is so good I had to take my shoes off.  I love having black neighbors from Alabama because the white Yankees up here think Pumpkin Pie is an actual alternative.  I don’t want no damn SQUASH dessert.

#SweetPotatoForLife #TheSouthShallRiseAgain #ExceptForThatRacismThing #AndPoorEducation #AndObesity #AndNotBelievingInEvolution #NevermindItsStillAwfulDownThere 

Instagram: rafidangelo

9:25 pm  •  16 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| sweet tea| sweet potato pie| the south| food| dessert| instagram|

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     Oscar Mayer has Lunchables for adults now!

Apparently there are people out there (who are not me) too embarrassed to buy an actual Lunchable when they want one.  So, Oscar Mayer has these now:

They’re P3 (Portable Protein Packs) that are supposed to appeal to adults so Oscar Mayer can throw more lunchmeat at us.  I think we can go ahead and put this with Doritos 3D and Clear Pepsi because these little P3 things are gonna be a massive fail.

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12:11 pm  •  6 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| lunchables| food| kids| 90s| random|

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