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Watch this video.

Tia & Tamera…on Tia’s breastmilk.

How many amazing things are going on in this video?

A) They are SO cute. I want to pinch them both.
B) Tia’s pregnant-lady-nose trips me out.
C) Their laugh is so not-dainty at all. It’s like some big, greasy lady at a truck stop.
D) Breastmilk is being consumed on television.

Drinking breastmilk is creepy to me. I’m sorry, I just can’t do it. I know it’s natural and it’s human and it’s great nutrition or whatever. But I don’t really want anything in me that just came out of another person. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’ll stick with cow’s milk, thank you.

And don’t tell me it’s creepy to drink milk from a cow, because that’s where I get my hamburgers from, so what’s the difference? I’d way rather have cowburgers than peopleburgers.

People who work at Subway are just assholes.

Is that just in NYC? Or is that a company-wide Subway directive? We shall only employ those persons who demonstrate an appropriate level of StankAssAttitude when dealing with customers.

Look at this photo.

I just made this bomb-ass apple pie. Notice how the crust just molded around the apples I so perfectly sliced.

This is Slap Yo Momma good.

7:13 pm • 25 August 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Profound Question:

Why can’t they just take the curly fries seasoning and put it on regular shaped fries? Because I don’t need all that frivolous, extra-long, hard-to-eat crookedness.

1:40 pm • 22 August 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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I can’t say I fully understand the appeal/popularity of the Food Network.

Most people who watch it don’t cook.
Therefore,
Most people who watch it won’t get to taste any of those things.
As a result,
Most people who watch it get hungry as hell.
So then,
They make a ham sandwich. Or a bowl of tuna.

And are totally unfulfilled.

::turns up Chopped::
::takes another bite of Frosted Flakes::

Go to this link.
Wonderful Feelings #32

Eating beef stew & rice with my momma’s delicious lemonade at midnight in the air-conditioned house I grew up in, reading about how hot it is back in NYC tonight and thinking how glad I am not to be in my litte hotbox apartment right now.

12:09 am • 20 July 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Subway has a new pulled pork sandwich.

Before you reflexively vomit on your computer screen, hear me out.

I really like Subway.