home faq donate facebook twitter instagram
|
politics lgbt_news racism religion music celebrities hot_guys my_life funny_things kids


I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



SLTA___
     Magnolia Bakery had a mouse problem, but I don’t really care because their cupcakes suck anyway.

…The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene inspected the Magnolia Bakery, at 401 Bleecker St. in the West Village, and reported five critical violations.

The department said it found mouse holes and mouse feces, and reported finding evidence of live rats, mice and flies. The department also found contaminated food, and food that was not protected from a source of contamination.

As a result, the department shut the Magnolia Bakery down from Thursday until early Saturday evening, when it passed a re-inspection. The bakery re-opened at 5:30 p.m. on Saturday with a limited menu.

(source)

I didn’t even know Magnolia had closed because they are so not on my radar.  The only thing decent at Magnolia is the Banana Pudding…and if you’re a bakery that can only do COLD PUDDING correctly, you need to reevaluate your life choices.  People only go there because it was on Sex & The City, and since I’ve only seen half of an episode of SATC, I care even less about Magnolia’s dirt-dry cupcakes with their dusty-ass frosting.

If you’re coming to NYC ever, these are the cupcakes you need to get right with.

Read More

4:20 pm  •  19 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| cupcakes| food| nyc| magnolia|

submit to reddit




     Look at this photo. Lay’s Gives America A Choice Of “Sriracha,” “Chicken And Waffles” Or “Cheesy Garlic Bread” Chips
Revoke my black card if you want, but that Chicken & Waffles flavor sounds a horror.  I can’t imagine being pleased opening a bag of potato chips and being assaulted with the smell of powdered syrup and stale Popeye’s.

Lay’s Gives America A Choice Of “Sriracha,” “Chicken And Waffles” Or “Cheesy Garlic Bread” Chips

Revoke my black card if you want, but that Chicken & Waffles flavor sounds a horror.  I can’t imagine being pleased opening a bag of potato chips and being assaulted with the smell of powdered syrup and stale Popeye’s.

3:24 pm  •  11 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| Food| do not want| gross|

submit to reddit

     Burger King UK confessed to having horsemeat in their burgers.

Awkward.

Burger King has admitted that it is possible some of its burgers sold in the U.K. and Ireland were, in fact, tainted with horsemeat.

This is just the latest chapter in an ongoing scandal in the U.K. and Ireland involving beef burger patties tainted with meat from horses and pigs. U.K. supermarket chain Tesco and other companies have also been affected. It’s suspected that a meat distributor in Poland, which worked with all the companies in question, used meats other than beef as filler in cheap burgers.

(source)

Burger King:  Have it your the Dothraki way.

Why is everybody so mad?  Is there some huge difference between a cow and a horse that I don’t know about?  They both have four legs, eat grass, and shit everywhere, correct?  So eat it.  What’s the problem?

Read More

7:51 pm  •  4 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| burger king| food| horses| fast food| uk|

submit to reddit

     Watch this video.

How to seal a bag of chips without a clip.

Life lessons.

You’re welcome.

5:25 pm  •  10 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| life lessons| food| potato chips| random|

submit to reddit

     This little British twit is about to mess up my KFC chicken.

I am so over uptight people complaining just to be complaining.  This guy can go straight to hell.

A student received a nasty shock as he was tucking into a KFC meal and found what he thought was a “wrinkled brain” inside a piece of fried chicken.

Ibrahim Langoo discovered the three inch organ as he was chowing down on a Gladiator meal box at a restaurant in Colchester, Essex. The horrified 19-year-old was picking the chicken off the bone when he saw the “horrible wrinkled foreign body”.

Read More

12:52 pm  •  8 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| kfc| food| chicken| fast food| ibrahim langoo| annoyed|

submit to reddit

     I had the most terrifying meal of my life.

2013 is already off to an amazing start.

Ketan and I went to Jacob’s Pickles for dinner last night and those lazy summbitches tried to give me a heart attack.  Let me tell you about this restaurant.

image

Read More

2:00 pm  •  2 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| food| long reads| me| ketan| jacob's pickles|

submit to reddit

     Look at this photo. Step One: Have dinner on the Lower East Side at a southeast Asian tapas place that doubles as a bar/lounge.
Step Two: Go to an $8 electro-rock show at Pianos and drink whiskey.
Step Three: Take pictures of your dessert at a restaurant that keeps a “Fish Tacos” menu on a chalkboard.
Step Four: Stir in some Doc Martens, a beard, a couple of tattoos, a septum piercing, long hair, and a knit cap.
This is some gross level of New Yorkness that I hadn’t anticipated on discovering.  I need to go buy something tacky from K-Mart and listen to Nickelback like immediately.

Step One: Have dinner on the Lower East Side at a southeast Asian tapas place that doubles as a bar/lounge.

Step Two: Go to an $8 electro-rock show at Pianos and drink whiskey.

Step Three: Take pictures of your dessert at a restaurant that keeps a “Fish Tacos” menu on a chalkboard.

Step Four: Stir in some Doc Martens, a beard, a couple of tattoos, a septum piercing, long hair, and a knit cap.

This is some gross level of New Yorkness that I hadn’t anticipated on discovering.  I need to go buy something tacky from K-Mart and listen to Nickelback like immediately.

12:01 pm  •  29 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| hipsters| food| black people| gpoy| me| ketan| friends|

submit to reddit

     Look at this photo. So can we please acknowledge this dinner I just made?  Because y’all are sleeping on my many various and sundry husband-like qualities.
Herb-Seasoned, Bacon-Wrapped Pork TenderloinRosemary Roasted Red Potatoes, Baby Carrots, & OnionsGarlic & Onion Sauteed Spinach & Arugula
Yeah.Come put a ring on this, basically. 

So can we please acknowledge this dinner I just made?  Because y’all are sleeping on my many various and sundry husband-like qualities.

Herb-Seasoned, Bacon-Wrapped Pork Tenderloin
Rosemary Roasted Red Potatoes, Baby Carrots, & Onions
Garlic & Onion Sauteed Spinach & Arugula

Yeah.
Come put a ring on this, basically. 

8:22 pm  •  20 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| food| me| dinner|

submit to reddit