How many amazing things are going on in this video?
A) They are SO cute. I want to pinch them both. B) Tia’s pregnant-lady-nose trips me out. C) Their laugh is so not-dainty at all. It’s like some big, greasy lady at a truck stop. D) Breastmilk is being consumed on television.
Drinking breastmilk is creepy to me. I’m sorry, I just can’t do it. I know it’s natural and it’s human and it’s great nutrition or whatever. But I don’t really want anything in me that just came out of another person. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’ll stick with cow’s milk, thank you.
And don’t tell me it’s creepy to drink milk from a cow, because that’s where I get my hamburgers from, so what’s the difference? I’d way rather have cowburgers than peopleburgers.
Most people who watch it don’t cook. Therefore, Most people who watch it won’t get to taste any of those things. As a result, Most people who watch it get hungry as hell. So then, They make a ham sandwich. Or a bowl of tuna.
And are totally unfulfilled.
::turns up Chopped:: ::takes another bite of Frosted Flakes::
Eating beef stew & rice with my momma’s delicious lemonade at midnight in the air-conditioned house I grew up in, reading about how hot it is back in NYC tonight and thinking how glad I am not to be in my litte hotbox apartment right now.