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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Look at this photo. This was my fortune cookie at lunch.  Obviously, this is whack.  How can you trust anything that doubts the power of frosting?  You can make anything taste better if you put enough frosting on it.  What kind of fuckery is this?  
This fortune cookie is just a hater anyway.  Don’t be pissy just because frosting is so Creamy, Sweet, & Delicious while you’re Tasteless, Bland, and Completely Not Important.  Nobody even eats you.  We just break you open and hope for wisdom.
Fortune Cookie, don’t throw shade.  It’s not cute.  (Except when I do it.)

This was my fortune cookie at lunch.  Obviously, this is whack.  How can you trust anything that doubts the power of frosting?  You can make anything taste better if you put enough frosting on it.  What kind of fuckery is this?  

This fortune cookie is just a hater anyway.  Don’t be pissy just because frosting is so Creamy, Sweet, & Delicious while you’re Tasteless, Bland, and Completely Not Important.  Nobody even eats you.  We just break you open and hope for wisdom.

Fortune Cookie, don’t throw shade.  It’s not cute.  (Except when I do it.)

12:18 pm  •  12 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. BACON FEST!!!!!!!!!!!
God, I’m so torn.  My last food festival experience was a complete disaster, but maybe these kids learned from the Googa Mooga’s mistakes?  I mean, it’s bacon. I feel like you have to give it a chance for bacon.  BACON YOU GUYS!  A FESTIVAL FULL OF BACON!
I’m so egg-cited!  (GET IT?!  EGG-CITED?! LIKE BACON AND EGGS!)

BACON FEST!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I’m so torn.  My last food festival experience was a complete disaster, but maybe these kids learned from the Googa Mooga’s mistakes?  I mean, it’s bacon. I feel like you have to give it a chance for bacon.  BACON YOU GUYS!  A FESTIVAL FULL OF BACON!

I’m so egg-cited!  (GET IT?!  EGG-CITED?! LIKE BACON AND EGGS!)

(Source: baconfestny.com)

4:04 pm  •  7 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| bacon| food|

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     This is how I know it must be summer: I am too hot to eat this delicious fried chicken.

#BlackPeopleFail

2:49 pm  •  26 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| summer| black people| food| me|

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     The Great Googa Mooga Festival was basically Hell.

Standing in a field, surrounded by delicious-smelling food, and unable to eat anything.  That is my personal definition of Hell.   Look at this video I shot after we were completely fed up with standing in lines.

Let me explain to you what a shitshow this entire ordeal was.

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1:36 pm  •  21 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| great googa mooga| brooklyn| nyc| food| park slope| me|

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     Ooo I can’t STAND goin to the chicken spot for a three piece…

…and they give you four because all the chicken is old, hard, and dry.  Bitch, I don’t want an EXTRA piece of this dry ass chicken!  Just make me the correct number of FRESH pieces, dammit!

Don’t make me get ethnic.

Let this bougie gayness fool you if you want, but I will show out over some damn food.  Try me again.  

So mad right now.

And this warm-ass grape soda……

10:41 pm  •  8 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| food| annoyed| me| nyc|

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     Hmm….where should we put the world’s largest McDonald’s?

Oh I know!  Next to the Olympic village for the 2012 London Games!  From the Daily Mail UK:

A VERY Big Mac! World’s biggest McDonald’s with 1,500 seats to be built for games
PUBLISHED: 05:12 EST, 22 April 2012 | UPDATED: 06:49 EST, 22 April 2012

The biggest McDonald’s restaurant in the world will open for six weeks during the London 2012 Olympic games.

More than 50,000 Big Mac burgers and 180,000 portions of fries will be served from the outlet in Stratford, east London.

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5:28 pm  •  1 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     I made spoon-fried SPAM.

With some cheese grits and eggs.  It was as delicious as it sounds, obviously.

I’m on this weird SPAM kick since Ketan and I decided to walk from Wall Street all the way to Brooklyn last week.  On the way, we passed by a Hawaiian restaurant that sells SPAM Musubi (kinda like SPAM sushi, and it’s totes wonderful).

My friend has a blog called the Sloptart and it’s fairly gross but entertaining at the same time.  However, spoon-fried SPAM seemed like a no-brainer and it really was amahzing.

First you spoon it out.Then you fry it up!

Lookadere!  You get so much more crunchiness than just cutting it up into slices.  

Now, go see what else Grant is cooking (and eating) over at the Sloptart.

11:31 am  •  27 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| food| spam| musubi| cooking| breakfast| me| friends|

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     Oo! I have enough points on my Subway card for a free foot long.

TANSTAAFL my ass!  I’m bout to get me a free sammich.

Take that, 8th grade Social Studies.

2:02 pm  •  25 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| subway| food| happy| me| subway restaurants|

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