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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Look at this photo. Only Japan would invent a “fat-blocking” Pepsi with added artificial-fiber to block the absorption of calories and make you feel fuller.
Too bad the science doesn’t really back it up.  YOU JAPANESE TRICKSTERS!  I still haven’t forgotten about that time you straight-up played me when I downloaded the original Sailor Moon and she was transforming all booty-butt naked without the sparkly pink overlay.

Only Japan would invent a “fat-blocking” Pepsi with added artificial-fiber to block the absorption of calories and make you feel fuller.

Too bad the science doesn’t really back it up.  YOU JAPANESE TRICKSTERS!  I still haven’t forgotten about that time you straight-up played me when I downloaded the original Sailor Moon and she was transforming all booty-butt naked without the sparkly pink overlay.

11:00 am  •  15 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| japan| pepsi| health| science| food|

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NY Times Reviews Guy Fieri's American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square

I’ve seen this posted a few times on Facebook and thought “Eh, I’ll get around to it.  It can’t be that good.”

It’s that good.  And the entire thing is written in question format.  That’s usually obnoxious — true — but I just picture Pete Wells standing in front of Guy, genuinely perplexed and rattling off questions.  

I mean…

What accounts for the vast difference between the Donkey Sauce recipe you’ve published and the Donkey Sauce in your restaurant? Why has the hearty, rustic appeal of roasted-garlic mayonnaise been replaced by something that tastes like Miracle Whip with minced raw garlic?

And when we hear the words Donkey Sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think about?

This is must-read material.  I really want to go there just to see how horrible it is, but ain’t nobody got forty bucks to just randomly spend on an assuredly awful experience.

10:00 am  •  15 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| guy fieri| lol| food network| nyc| food| funny|

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Penis Pans

Welcome to Penis Pans.com the project where I try to reuse the penis cake pan that I bought for a bachelorette party. When I bought it, I thought I’d be able to make something else with it, but after the party was over, I was a little stumped. I contacted the people at Bachelorette.com to see if they had any ideas but instead of giving me ideas, they laughed and sent me some more pans for free. Now, I have to come up with some designs you can make with a penis cake pan. 

Dying right now.
I love the Internet. 

7:00 pm  •  6 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| penis| random| lol| food| cake|

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     Look at this photo. I realized today that I haven’t been to Cinnabon in a hot minute (like, a year) and I need to rectify that situation immediately.  I’m totally treating myself after Obama wins this election.
Eat a Pecanbon for my pecan-colored President.  Yes.

I realized today that I haven’t been to Cinnabon in a hot minute (like, a year) and I need to rectify that situation immediately.  I’m totally treating myself after Obama wins this election.

Eat a Pecanbon for my pecan-colored President.  Yes.

3:00 pm  •  6 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| food| barack obama| cinnabon| obama|

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     Look at this photo. Quaker had two little Asian kids all lined up for the launch of Life, Sweet & Sour but oddly enough, the flavor didn’t test well in all markets.

Quaker had two little Asian kids all lined up for the launch of Life, Sweet & Sour but oddly enough, the flavor didn’t test well in all markets.

11:00 am  •  5 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. Hurricane Breakfast!
Ketan made ebelskivers for breakfast.  Ebelskivers are danish for “fat people breakfast nuggets” because they’re basically mini-cupcake/pancake hybrids.  And then he filled them with nutella and strawberry preserves.  Clearly Sandy needs to go ahead and do what she gonna do before this heffah makes me fat.

Hurricane Breakfast!

Ketan made ebelskivers for breakfast.  Ebelskivers are danish for “fat people breakfast nuggets” because they’re basically mini-cupcake/pancake hybrids.  And then he filled them with nutella and strawberry preserves.  Clearly Sandy needs to go ahead and do what she gonna do before this heffah makes me fat.

12:05 pm  •  29 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. Public Service Announcement: The new sweet potato curly fries at Burger King are EVERYTHING!  (Even though they look kinda sickly…)

Public Service Announcement: The new sweet potato curly fries at Burger King are EVERYTHING!  (Even though they look kinda sickly…)

4:20 pm  •  26 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| burger king| food| fast food| me|

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     Look at this photo. 19 Food Tips You Need to Know.
You’re welcome.

19 Food Tips You Need to Know.

You’re welcome.

9:18 pm  •  7 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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