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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     This little British twit is about to mess up my KFC chicken.

I am so over uptight people complaining just to be complaining.  This guy can go straight to hell.

A student received a nasty shock as he was tucking into a KFC meal and found what he thought was a “wrinkled brain” inside a piece of fried chicken.

Ibrahim Langoo discovered the three inch organ as he was chowing down on a Gladiator meal box at a restaurant in Colchester, Essex. The horrified 19-year-old was picking the chicken off the bone when he saw the “horrible wrinkled foreign body”.

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12:52 pm  •  8 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| kfc| food| chicken| fast food| ibrahim langoo| annoyed|

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     I had the most terrifying meal of my life.

2013 is already off to an amazing start.

Ketan and I went to Jacob’s Pickles for dinner last night and those lazy summbitches tried to give me a heart attack.  Let me tell you about this restaurant.

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2:00 pm  •  2 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| food| long reads| me| ketan| jacob's pickles|

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     Look at this photo. Step One: Have dinner on the Lower East Side at a southeast Asian tapas place that doubles as a bar/lounge.
Step Two: Go to an $8 electro-rock show at Pianos and drink whiskey.
Step Three: Take pictures of your dessert at a restaurant that keeps a “Fish Tacos” menu on a chalkboard.
Step Four: Stir in some Doc Martens, a beard, a couple of tattoos, a septum piercing, long hair, and a knit cap.
This is some gross level of New Yorkness that I hadn’t anticipated on discovering.  I need to go buy something tacky from K-Mart and listen to Nickelback like immediately.

Step One: Have dinner on the Lower East Side at a southeast Asian tapas place that doubles as a bar/lounge.

Step Two: Go to an $8 electro-rock show at Pianos and drink whiskey.

Step Three: Take pictures of your dessert at a restaurant that keeps a “Fish Tacos” menu on a chalkboard.

Step Four: Stir in some Doc Martens, a beard, a couple of tattoos, a septum piercing, long hair, and a knit cap.

This is some gross level of New Yorkness that I hadn’t anticipated on discovering.  I need to go buy something tacky from K-Mart and listen to Nickelback like immediately.

12:01 pm  •  29 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| hipsters| food| black people| gpoy| me| ketan| friends|

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     Look at this photo. So can we please acknowledge this dinner I just made?  Because y’all are sleeping on my many various and sundry husband-like qualities.
Herb-Seasoned, Bacon-Wrapped Pork TenderloinRosemary Roasted Red Potatoes, Baby Carrots, & OnionsGarlic & Onion Sauteed Spinach & Arugula
Yeah.Come put a ring on this, basically. 

So can we please acknowledge this dinner I just made?  Because y’all are sleeping on my many various and sundry husband-like qualities.

Herb-Seasoned, Bacon-Wrapped Pork Tenderloin
Rosemary Roasted Red Potatoes, Baby Carrots, & Onions
Garlic & Onion Sauteed Spinach & Arugula

Yeah.
Come put a ring on this, basically. 

8:22 pm  •  20 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| food| me| dinner|

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     Look at this photo. This is wine ice cream and it is 5% alcohol.
This is basically what every night looks like at Taylor Swift's house after [insert attractive man out of her league] breaks up with her.

This is wine ice cream and it is 5% alcohol.

This is basically what every night looks like at Taylor Swift's house after [insert attractive man out of her league] breaks up with her.

(Source: valerieteacup, via koalainchicago)

9:00 am  •  20 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| food| booze| ice cream| wine| taylor swift|

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     Look at this photo. Only Japan would invent a “fat-blocking” Pepsi with added artificial-fiber to block the absorption of calories and make you feel fuller.
Too bad the science doesn’t really back it up.  YOU JAPANESE TRICKSTERS!  I still haven’t forgotten about that time you straight-up played me when I downloaded the original Sailor Moon and she was transforming all booty-butt naked without the sparkly pink overlay.

Only Japan would invent a “fat-blocking” Pepsi with added artificial-fiber to block the absorption of calories and make you feel fuller.

Too bad the science doesn’t really back it up.  YOU JAPANESE TRICKSTERS!  I still haven’t forgotten about that time you straight-up played me when I downloaded the original Sailor Moon and she was transforming all booty-butt naked without the sparkly pink overlay.

11:00 am  •  15 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| japan| pepsi| health| science| food|

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     Go to this link.
NY Times Reviews Guy Fieri's American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square

I’ve seen this posted a few times on Facebook and thought “Eh, I’ll get around to it.  It can’t be that good.”

It’s that good.  And the entire thing is written in question format.  That’s usually obnoxious — true — but I just picture Pete Wells standing in front of Guy, genuinely perplexed and rattling off questions.  

I mean…

What accounts for the vast difference between the Donkey Sauce recipe you’ve published and the Donkey Sauce in your restaurant? Why has the hearty, rustic appeal of roasted-garlic mayonnaise been replaced by something that tastes like Miracle Whip with minced raw garlic?

And when we hear the words Donkey Sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think about?

This is must-read material.  I really want to go there just to see how horrible it is, but ain’t nobody got forty bucks to just randomly spend on an assuredly awful experience.

10:00 am  •  15 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| guy fieri| lol| food network| nyc| food| funny|

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     Go to this link.
Penis Pans

Welcome to Penis Pans.com the project where I try to reuse the penis cake pan that I bought for a bachelorette party. When I bought it, I thought I’d be able to make something else with it, but after the party was over, I was a little stumped. I contacted the people at Bachelorette.com to see if they had any ideas but instead of giving me ideas, they laughed and sent me some more pans for free. Now, I have to come up with some designs you can make with a penis cake pan. 

Dying right now.
I love the Internet. 

7:00 pm  •  6 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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