“I wanna know about [Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s] wife as well. I don’t care if she knew about this. She oughta be in prison for wearing a hijab.”
Seriously. People get paid to say things like this.
If being an American doesn’t outright embarrass you sometimes, you must not be paying attention. An enormous chunk of the population thinks this way and I don’t understand it.
Of course they went about it in that whole Faux News Asshole kind of way and almost arrived at the relevant point, but I’ll give them extra points for being in the general realm of a good idea for once.
A square has an area of 169 squared feet. What is the length of each side?
Maybe I just have a skewed perception of the math skills of grown adults with professional jobs who went through years and years of college, but I feel like those should be no-brainers.
Apparently, I’m mistaken, at least in the case of Fox News anchors.
Gret Gutfeld, the whiny white guy who hosts Red Eye on Faux News, actually wrote a book called The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph Over Whiners in the Age of False Outrage.
Mind = blown right now.
Have you seen Fox News? That whole channel is where whiners go to cry on each other’s shoulders about how great America used to be back when it was whiter more traditional. I’ll show you what false outrage looks like. Check out this video where three grown men assign blame for the War on Christmas to gay rights and abortions.
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen your expert guest on Faux News doesn’t say what you want him to say.
Also, How to Make Fox News Look Like Boo Boo the Fool in 30 Seconds or Less.
They could not kick Tom Ricks out of the building fast enough. I’m surprised the feed didn’t go black and the anchor start claiming technical difficulties.
First White Guy: Hmm…I didn’t really see this coming at all. Black Lady: Wait…. Black Lady’s Hand: Hollup… Second White Guy: What were we thinking nominating a tax-evading, Mormon, robot? If Rick Perry hadn’t been so frickin’ DUMB as all hell…
“This country has a long history of discrimination against certain groups. Eventually we wind up getting it right. Right? Against women, against blacks, the civil rights movement and so on. And in justifying that discrimination when it was in place, some folks turn to the Bible and turn to their religious beliefs and said we have to have slavery because it’s in the Bible. Women have to be second-class citizens because that’s in the Bible. Blacks and whites can’t get married because that’s in the Bible. That wound up in a case. A judge wrote that in an opinion, which the Supreme Court ultimately struck that down, saying that’s not right, judge—the Equal Protection clause says you can’t do that. Why is gay marriage any different?”
Megyn Kelly better watch it before she gets fired for having a baby. Maybe not *literally* fired for having a baby, but ever since she came back from maternity leave, she’s been making way more sense than is ever allowed on Faux News.
“Well, I was asked today how many homes I had, and I said, ‘Well, I have one less than John Kerry.’ Didn’t seem to bother the Democrats when they had him”
Except, John Kerry’s houses were bought with his wife’s ketchup fortune, while your houses were paid for by your own personal corporate greed and shifty business practices.
It’s official. The Second Amendment is the only one that matters now.
