Of course they went about it in that whole Faux News Asshole kind of way and almost arrived at the relevant point, but I’ll give them extra points for being in the general realm of a good idea for once.
Gret Gutfeld, the whiny white guy who hosts Red Eye on Faux News, actually wrote a book called The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph Over Whiners in the Age of False Outrage.
Mind = blown right now.
Have you seen Fox News? That whole channel is where whiners go to cry on each other’s shoulders about how great America used to be back when it was whiter more traditional. I’ll show you what false outrage looks like. Check out this video where three grown men assign blame for the War on Christmas to gay rights and abortions.
First White Guy: Hmm…I didn’t really see this coming at all. Black Lady: Wait…. Black Lady’s Hand: Hollup… Second White Guy: What were we thinking nominating a tax-evading, Mormon, robot? If Rick Perry hadn’t been so frickin’ DUMB as all hell…
“This country has a long history of discrimination against certain groups. Eventually we wind up getting it right. Right? Against women, against blacks, the civil rights movement and so on. And in justifying that discrimination when it was in place, some folks turn to the Bible and turn to their religious beliefs and said we have to have slavery because it’s in the Bible. Women have to be second-class citizens because that’s in the Bible. Blacks and whites can’t get married because that’s in the Bible. That wound up in a case. A judge wrote that in an opinion, which the Supreme Court ultimately struck that down, saying that’s not right, judge—the Equal Protection clause says you can’t do that. Why is gay marriage any different?”
Megyn Kelly better watch it before she gets fired for having a baby. Maybe not *literally* fired for having a baby, but ever since she came back from maternity leave, she’s been making way more sense than is ever allowed on Faux News.