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“I So Pale” newsanchor fail.

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So. Apparently I’m in 3rd grade.

This made me giggle like an 8 year old.

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Oh Internet. Look at you. Bringing me random joys.

I once had this roommate who fucked five different girls within his first week of moving in.

We were trading horrible roommate stories on a messageboard I belong to. I don’t have a lot of horrible stories, but I have some interesting ones.

So here’s a little story about David.

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Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tape.

BAHAHA! Can I be friends with these women?

“Kim Kardashian sex tape with Ray J…Ray J who?”

“Look it, his nose is hittin her clye-tore-iss.”

I think my friend really does not want to be in his class right now…

Flies fight….HAHAHAHAHA! *dead*

Going out dancing.

howblackpeoplefeel:

With my white friends.

With my black friends.

With my gay black friends.

Drunk.

Rihanna “Where’s the Ham?” Feat. Drake

So, I got inspired again to rewrite a song.

Rihanna
Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?

Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?
Oh na na, a leg of lamb?
Leg of lamb? Leg of lamb?

Drake
Yeah, I heard you good with a crock pot.
Yeah, you know how to bake.
Heat the oven to three hunnit sixty five right?
Cause I’m trynna get some cake ohhhh

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Lisa Gail “3 Second Rule”

Do you know Lisa Gail? You need to. She’s pretty amazing. You don’t even have to like country music to appreciate this song. I’m pretty floored that she’s an independent artist because clearly there should be a major label bidding war. This is real talent.

I can’t forget the background singers though. They really add something extra to the song. I can’t wait til Lisa goes on tour because I will be front row jamming out. What’s more amazing is that I’m convinced she recorded this whole track in one take. Good job, Lisa Gail.

The only thing that would take this from Amazing to Perfection is if she got Kim Zolciak to duet with her. Then I could die happy.