Get your LOLs for the day with these actual quotes from Christian message boards. I’m really not sure how these guys kept a straight face reciting this madness. I almost lost it at the gay sex.
Religious folk really need to get less concerned about where I’m putting my penis and way more concerned about feeding starving children and finding new hairstyles for the women that don’t involve 80s two-step bangs.
Some people see this and think “what bratty kids!”
I see this and think “what awesome parenting!”
These kids are terrified, and rightly so. Obviously some conscientious mother has told them how to spot pedophiles and they are screaming for help. Good job, kids. I betchu they won’t be climbing into vans with strange men. Or going to confessional at a Catholic Church.
This mom gets a gold star for the day.
She also gets a silver star for those home-made haircuts.
I really want to imagine the same well-meaning 20something girl attempting all of these Pinterest Projects and failing miserably, becoming more and more distraught each time.
If this is the actual purpose of Pinterest, I finally approve.
I’ve seen this posted a few times on Facebook and thought “Eh, I’ll get around to it. It can’t be that good.”
It’s that good. And the entire thing is written in question format. That’s usually obnoxious — true — but I just picture Pete Wells standing in front of Guy, genuinely perplexed and rattling off questions.
I mean…
What accounts for the vast difference between the Donkey Sauce recipe you’ve published and the Donkey Sauce in your restaurant? Why has the hearty, rustic appeal of roasted-garlic mayonnaise been replaced by something that tastes like Miracle Whip with minced raw garlic?
And when we hear the words Donkey Sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think about?
This is must-read material. I really want to go there just to see how horrible it is, but ain’t nobody got forty bucks to just randomly spend on an assuredly awful experience.
Watch this video.
