Get your LOLs for the day with these actual quotes from Christian message boards. I’m really not sure how these guys kept a straight face reciting this madness. I almost lost it at the gay sex.
Religious folk really need to get less concerned about where I’m putting my penis and way more concerned about feeding starving children and finding new hairstyles for the women that don’t involve 80s two-step bangs.
Some people see this and think “what bratty kids!”
I see this and think “what awesome parenting!”
These kids are terrified, and rightly so. Obviously some conscientious mother has told them how to spot pedophiles and they are screaming for help. Good job, kids. I betchu they won’t be climbing into vans with strange men. Or going to confessional at a Catholic Church.
This mom gets a gold star for the day.
She also gets a silver star for those home-made haircuts.